
Top 36 Jon Heder Quotes
#1. At the Redbox we gather essential movies:
Johnny Depp, Jude Law,
Michael Cera, and Jon Heder
(because we all have a weak spot
for the skinny, homely, Leftover,
Napoleon Dynamites of the world).
Sarah Tregay
#2. We shot 'CBGB' in Savannah, and then I took another project there afterwards called 'Killing Winston Jones.' It's a dark comedy with Richard Dreyfuss, Danny Glover, Jon Heder, Danny Masterson and Aly Michalka. It's a great cast and a beautiful film.
Joel David Moore
#3. I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.
Jon Heder
#4. I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.
Jon Heder
#5. I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good.
Jon Heder
#6. I've always had people come up to me to say that they admire the way I play, and then they tell me they're not United fans. That's always been nice.
Ryan Giggs
#7. I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say.
Jon Heder
#8. Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had one rule: Don't shoot us between the legs. But their aim didn't necessarily follow that rule.
Jon Heder
#9. I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards.
Jon Heder
#10. Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great.
Jon Heder
#11. Skaters are very much like peacocks.
Jon Heder
#12. She saw death as just another wedding she wasn't invited to.
Jess Walter
#13. I really appreciate an actor who has paid their dues and who has learned hard knocks and has been rewarded in the end. I don't understand young actors who get off the turnip truck and land in Hollywood and get a great job. They do not realize how fortunate they are.
Enrico Colantoni
#14. I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.
Jon Heder
#15. I want people to feel conflicted. I want them to feel for characters they started out hating. I want to start conversations about what it means to be a parent. About the responsibility we bear to ourselves and to each other.
Sian Heder
#16. I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.
Jon Heder
#17. I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.
Jon Heder
#18. When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.
Jon Heder
#19. The beauty of reality-based art - art underwritten by reality hunger - is that it's perfectly situated between life itself and (unattainable) "life as art".
David Shields
#20. I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.
Jon Heder
#21. Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!
Jon Heder
#22. I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
Jon Heder
#23. Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.
Jon Heder
#24. Hardworking Americans are fighting every day to provide for themselves and their families, and leave a more prosperous country for the next generation.
Luis Fortuno
#26. I think a lot of women feel like they have to choose between making movies or making a family.
Sian Heder
#27. Oh yes!" said Dumbledore. "Yes, he destroyed it. Your soul is whole, and completely your own, Harry.
J.K. Rowling
#28. What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.
Jon Heder
#29. That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles.
Jon Heder
#30. The full moon
reflected in water,
the water
contained in the bowl,
and the thirsty man
deep in sleep.
Abbas Kiarostami
#31. I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.
Jon Heder
#32. Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy.
Jon Heder
#33. I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.
Jon Heder
#34. I love movin'. I was observant growing up, watching Michael Jackson and John Travolta. I'd close my eyes, see the moves.
Jon Heder
#35. Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.
Jon Heder
#36. I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.
Jon Heder
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