Jon Glaser Quotes

#1. It's always been about when I do theater, the audience is just a viewer, not taking part in what's onstage. Whereas if you're doing stand-up, it's inclusive.

Jon Glaser

#2. Oh, I wonder if I will ever feel the burst of birth-joy, that knowing that the indescribable, joyous thing that has wooed and wond me has passed through my life and produced one atom of the great reality.

Emily Carr

#3. What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.

Jon Glaser

#4. I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.

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#5. It you taste nice I may bite!

Amy Mah

#6. We cling to the comfortable rather than step out into the possible.

Mary DeTurris Poust

#7. When we are thinking clearly, we want nothing to do with sin.

John Kramp

#8. I feel more in touch with the world when I'm filming.

Joe Wright

#9. There's a big difference to me between the people who are famous and just accept the fact that it comes with the territory of what they do, and the people who actively seek it out, who intentionally put themselves in the position of being on camera and being famous.

Jon Glaser

#10. I always feel like I'm forgetting things.

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#11. I walked with them, as crowds have that effect on me, I want to do what they do, to journey towards some point of revelation, which of course never comes

Neil Jordan

#12. If you carry offense in your heart, it is too early for you to start your team

Sunday Adelaja

#13. Nowadays, you form your beliefs to fit your behavior, not the other way around.

Judith Martin

#14. So glad to be of service," said the disembodied voice. "I'm Iko. Is anyone hurt?" "Everyone's hurt," said Cinder, groaning.

Marissa Meyer

#15. Oh, God. Not again."

Not again?

"Do you make a habit of driving into people's houses?

Christina Dodd

#16. Before rap came along, I was, actually, actively in the streets; getting in trouble, doing the wrong thing.

Ice-T

#17. The strongest argument in favor of the gospel is a loving and lovable Christian.

Ellen G. White

#18. I'm sort of known in the comedy community as 'Smooth Sailing,' just 'cause everything always goes great. I've always had success at every turn.

Jon Glaser

#19. I don't know how people pray who don't believe in the sovereignty of God to do the impossible. Because all the things I want to happen are impossible. If they're possible I'll do them.

John Piper

#20. If you're doing stand-up, there is no fourth wall; you're engaging an audience.

Jon Glaser

#21. Changing the world, one exclamation point at a time.

Jon Glaser

#22. Men do not fail commonly for want of knowledge, but for want of prudence to give wisdom the preference.

Henry David Thoreau

#23. For the most part, people don't know who I am.

Jon Glaser

#24. There's nothing wrong with fame, but to seek out the spotlight just to be on TV for the sake of being on TV, and to put your children on there, I think, is especially disgusting.

Jon Glaser

#25. I don't mind not having recognition. If it happens, fine, but it doesn't bother me that it's not there.

Jon Glaser

#26. If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself.

Jon Glaser

#27. Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Benjamin Franklin Wade

#28. If you want to be a crazy person, go for it. But don't impose it on your kids.

Jon Glaser