Jon Gabrus Quotes

#1. I'm just used to leaving and being like, "I feel like I wasted their time and I definitely wasted my own time." I often leave auditions thinking that that person is now permanently mad at me.

Jon Gabrus

#2. From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me.

Ludovico Ariosto

#3. I am open to everything.

Luciano Pavarotti

#4. There are some women and a lot of dudes who are into my look, but I need to convey that I'm funny ahead of time. That's how I got laid. Every girl I've ever been with is because I was funny, not because they were into a 300-pound bearded, pale dudes.

Jon Gabrus

#5. Tumblr has a big community of bears and bear chasers. All my favorites on Tumblr and all the fan mail I get is all like, "We want to tickle you! What size shoe are you?" They're all like really big, heavyset, bearded guys who are like, "I want to ride your face like a motorcycle!"

Jon Gabrus

#6. And we shall find
A pleasure in the dimness of the stars.

William Wordsworth

#7. You are permanent, but this life is not.

Chuck Palahniuk

#8. The greatest danger facing our nation isn't terrorism, global warming or the energy crisis. It is out-of-control, unbridled government spending.

R. Lee Wrights

#9. There are things to confess that enrich the world, and things that need not be said.

Joni Mitchell

#10. The problem is Twitter is designing the metaphorical equivalent of a Toyota Prius. A car for the masses. While I want a Formula One race car.

Robert Scoble

#11. I have been blessed to be a blessing.

Scott Wesley Brown

#12. taxi? I need to get to the airport. I'm

Blake Pitcher

#13. To improv-nerd-out for a second, it's like the most aggressive yes-anding you can do - if someone's like, "Yeah, you're super thin, right?" And you just pull that into a character and do seven more episodes of the podcast and remember to bring that up.

Jon Gabrus

#14. there was such a thing as ice-nine. And

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#15. There is no worse torture than knowing intellectually
about love and the way.
Those Egyptian women, when they saw Joseph,
they were not judging his handsomeness.
They were lost in it,
cutting their hands as they cut their food.

Rumi

#16. Without the New York Times, there is no blog community. They'd have nothing to blog about.

Malcolm Gladwell

#17. It's what you have always wanted to accomplish. Everyone, when they are young, knows what their Personal Legend is.

Paulo Coelho