Jon Champion Sayings

#1. The problem is that we attempt to solve the simplest questions cleverly, thereby rendering them unusually complex. One should seekthe simple solution.

Anton Chekhov

#2. I took a deep breath and sighed in awe. My proverbial penis had just gotten a serious chubby.

J.L. McCoy

#3. One cannot be able in life by fearing to live.

L. Ron Hubbard

#4. Two late goals, both in the last twenty minutes ...

Jon Champion

#5. Klaus Toppmoller: hair like David Gower and dress sense like Austin Powers.

Jon Champion

#6. TeX has found at least one bug in every Pascal compiler it's been run on, I think, and at least two in every C compiler

Donald Knuth

#7. I ran into a couple of guys who were boxers. They talked me into working out at their gym. I became obsessed with boxing and the idea of becoming a champion.

Jon Seda

#8. Victor Hernandez, like an orchestral conductor directing his troops ...

Jon Champion

#9. A full-blooded encounter for a number of reasons, many of them illegitimate.

Jon Champion

#10. You will leave all your material wealth behind, but a wealth of knowledge goes with you.

John Piper

#11. It's amazing what the sight of four gentlemen with red crosses on their backs can to injured players.

Jon Champion

#12. I'm not thinking about coaching, I'm thinking about heading to Washington, watching the world champions and my brother coach

Jon Gruden

#13. You know, when you've been to the top, you get comfortable, and you know what it feels like to be a champion, to have nice things and all that. You know, it's just not as appealing as it was coming up.

Jon Jones

#14. They seem to be in total, if not complete control

Jon Champion

#15. You wouldn't trust me to pick out your costume, would you? I'd probably make you a French maid or something. Come on.

Nora Sakavic

#16. I'm in love with you.

Jennifer Echols