Joke Inspirational Quotes

#1. There were so many things Rosanna could have been besides a farm wife, she thought. But it was not a source of regret - it was a source of pride. - Author: Jane Smiley

#2. I laughed. Partly at the joke, partly at how Afghan humor never changed. Wars were waged, the Internet was invented, and a robot had rolled on the surface of Mars, and in Afghanistan we were still telling Mullah Nasruddin jokes. - Author: Khaled Hosseini

#3. I don't even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a pretty good chance of winning, while I was traveling through hell. - Author: Shannon L. Alder

#4. On the board, Mr. Beery had written "Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it." I wasn't sure if this was meant to be inspirational, thematic, or a joke about making sure to study. - Author: Gabrielle Zevin

#5. I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. - Author: Sandra Chami Kassis

#6. Smoking marijuana - or most everybody who smokes marijuana deals it in small amounts to their friends, innocently enough. I think it's innocently enough. - Author: George Jung

#7. Inspector Turner's hope to marry a wealthy Mr. Right and leave the service stayed just that - a hope - as so often Mr. Right turned out to be either Mr. Liar, Mr. Drunk or Mr. Already Married. - Author: Jasper Fforde

#8. Kane pulled a key from a piece of thread around his neck that looked just like the skeleton key Gerald had given Peter the night before, and slid it into the keyhole. "Welcome," said Kane dramatically, as he pushed the doors open, "to the complete and secret history of the Watchers. - Author: C.A. Gray

#9. I stayed in New York City for the first time, I'd always wanted to do that. - Author: Amy Sedaris

#10. Story telling is joke telling. - Author: Andrew Stanton

#11. Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke. - Author: Katy Perry

#12. What organized dating sites fail to understand is that the people are far more interesting in what they don't say about themselves. - Author: Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#13. The sad thing is, I was discovering that you almost have to make a joke of being good to strangers. Up and down the country, these people doing their good deeds were doubtless being seen as slightly eccentric, when in reality and in an ideal world they should be deemed the most normal people of all. - Author: Danny Wallace

#14. Better to have some hope in the good of people than no hope at all. - Author: Angela Richardson

#15. The more helpless you are, the better you are fitted to pray, and the more answers to prayer you will experience. - Author: Ole Hallesby

#16. There is nothing wrong with the lives we lead. Sometimes it's best to just play your position, - Author: Colby Taylor

#17. Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. - Author: Janvier Chouteu-Chando

#18. You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Author: Garrison Keillor

#19. When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light. - Author: Adventure Time

#20. No player in baseball history worked harder, suffered more, or did it better than Andre Dawson. He's the best I've ever seen. - Author: Ryne Sandberg

#21. His hands can't hit what his eyes can't see. - Author: Muhammad Ali

#22. Show me proof there is a God, you say. I say use your telescopes to look to the heavens, and tell me how there could not be s God! - Author: Dan Brown

#23. I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important times, because I'm out on the road trying to make people laugh. I give up my privacy. I give up the ability to walk somewhere and relax. - Author: Gabriel Iglesias

#24. I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything. - Author: Santosh Kalwar

#25. If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. - Author: Chandan Sharma

#26. Life is a joke. Laugh out loud. - Author: Lisa M. Cronkhite

#27. Twenty Million New Customers Are Worth Taking a Risk For - Author: Howard Schultz