Johnny Lombardi Sayings

#1. I've never thought of myself as a classic leading man. I'm a character actor who happens to play leading roles. Come on, look at me. I'm really Desperate Dan.

James Nesbitt

#2. Happiness is a skill. It requires effort and time.

Andrew Weil

#3. Oh ... ah ... fuuuuck! I scream as he puts the Dyson vacuum suction on my quim.

Georgia Cates

#4. I ask merely for information.

Oscar Wilde

#5. Comparison with myself brings improvement, comparison with others brings discontent.

Betty Jamie Chung

#6. Nature is God's workshop. The sky is his resume. The universe is his calling card. You want to know who God is? See what he has done.

Max Lucado

#7. We bring the fucking rain Q, not the scattered showers.

John Green

#8. The Devil himself had probably re-designed Hell in the light of the information he had gained from observing airport layouts.

Anthony Price

#9. When you're onstage with Chris Rock, anything can happen. He is one of the greatest comic geniuses we've ever seen.

Yul Vazquez

#10. Human Millipede 6 was the highest-grossing movie of the summer and returned Nicholas Cage to Oscar-winning status.

C.Z. Hazard