John Xxiii Funny Quotes

#1. James Bond:
a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels,
a womanizer,
a dipsomaniac,
a speed demon,
a materialist. - Author: O Anna Niemus

#2. He who walks with the wise grows wise, but a companion of fools suffers harm. - Author: Solomon

#3. One does not judge the gazelle by the lions that attack it - Author: Edgar Rice Burroughs

#4. Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells. Jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh. Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh. - Author: James Pierpont

#5. One can be a good person and still believe that certain behaviors are a sin. I personally think lying is a sin, but some of my best friends are liars. - Author: Tom King

#6. White lines in movement symbolize a unifying idea which flows through the compartmented units of life bringing the consciousness of a larger relativity. - Author: Mark Tobey

#7. During my first year as a pastor I performed funerals for 50 church members - and they were the wrong ones. - Author: Roy Bell

#8. A rich man can afford to be generous to many. - Author: Mercedes McCambridge

#9. In my opinion the greatest advantage we can at present expect from our Navy; for at this early period We can not expect to have a Navy to cope with the British. - Author: William Whipple

#10. We're divorced from my father because he did some mean and scary things to us. - Author: Mattie Stepanek

#11. You cannot build up a standing army and then throw it back into a box like tin soldiers. Armies equipped to the teeth with weapons, with highly developed instruments of murder and backed by their military interests, have their own dynamic functions. - Author: Emma Goldman

#12. The manufacturing of most goods harms the environment in one way or another. The culprit is not the factory, but it is we who buy what it produces. Therefore we should think carefully about items we purchase. - Author: Amy Dacyczyn

#13. Libertarians typically argue that particular obligations, at least under normal circumstances, must be created by consent; they cannot be unilaterally imposed by others. - Author: Tom G. Palmer