John Goode Quotes

#1. I just put myself in a hotel and was smoking coke for a while. Then I met up with the wrong people. I ended up getting in a hassle. I had to call the police and get myself arrested or get attacked, ripped off and got to jail. So I called the cops on them and myself.

Marc Wallice

#2. There is no happily ever after. There is just not miserable for now.

John Goode

#3. You see, this is one big defect of many people... They see nothing good in people they don't like. And this is dangerous.

Teodoro A. Agoncillo

#4. The thing about knowing you're broken is that knowing is not enough to fix it.

John Goode

#5. Life is just a series of choices. We try to always make the best ones, but really we're just settling for the lesser of two evils. Or at least trying to.

S.L. Jennings

#6. Life sucks, and I am pretty sure Fate hates me. But there is nothing I can do about any of that.

John Goode

#7. You, sir, are a twat.

John Goode

#8. Every time I had dared to hope for something in my life, it seemed that fate, like a small, angry child, went out of its way to make sure I not only didn't get it but was instead rewarded with the exact opposite.

John Goode

#9. Home is the prison you always return to.

John Goode

#10. A characteristic of the flesh is its fickleness: it alternates between Yes and No and vice versa. But the will of God is: "Walk not according to the flesh (not even for a moment) but according to the Spirit."

Watchman Nee

#11. A fine pickle we are in." "A fine pickle? An Americanism?" "Yes. Ten years there and my language is polluted.

Kristen Callihan

#12. I even went to the source of all wisdom, I went and knelt at the great Queen of Drag's feet and asked her how to find love.
She backhanded me in between verses of Whitney Houston and told me if she knew, why in fuck would she be here ?

John Goode

#13. He heard you in the chapel and gave you more time to make things better. Time to say what you needed to say, do what you needed to do. It wasn't a joke! It was divine mercy, and you blew it! You were given what billions of people beg for, and you have the audacity to be angry about it?

John Goode

#14. If you had asked me the day before whether high school could get any worse, I would have bet you everything I had that I had sunk to the lowest I could get. Yet here I was, at a whole new sub-level I had never imagined.

John Goode

#15. That's the funny thing about cars and teenage boys. They never mean to hurt you when they crash, they just do.

John Goode

#16. Once upon a time there was a boy who didn't get to fall in love. The End.

John Goode

#17. That is the true crime that fairy tales commit - making people like me think that we counted in this world. I was neither hot nor in shape. I was just a normal boy in an extraordinary world, and stories like that, no matter how misleading and destructive, would always appeal to people like me.

John Goode

#18. If you live your life scared of what other people think, then you will always be miserable.

John Goode

#19. Okay, then, if you're sure," he said again and I almost blurted, "I'd consider hitting my mother in the back of the head with a snow shovel if kissing you was in the cards." But I though that would come off as needy.

John Goode

#20. I've always found a cornucopia of roles open to me. Wait
did I just say cornucopia? I think I meant plethora.

Danny Nucci

#21. Love isn't blind. If it has any senses love, like it's second cousin lust, has not only perfect vision but in fact has tunnel vision. Some people are never able to see past what they see.

John Goode

#22. The thing about living with a death sentence for so long is you tend to miss the moment life starts to get better because you're so ready for it to get much, much worse.

John Goode

#23. Men like to pleasure us, girl. They like to undo our plaits and give us water to drink from their own mouths. That's what makes the world go round.

Federico Garcia Lorca

#24. He came off so lost, which of course hit all my buttons because who doesn't dream of finding an incredibly hot boy and fixing him? Straight guys may have cars and gadgets, but girls and gay boys, we like to fix broken boys.

John Goode

#25. Repentance is a change of behavior which invites forgiveness.

Theodore M. Burton

#26. If she understood the difference between referring to me as "the gay guy" and using my name, the knowledge was lost between her vapid gaze and her single AAA-battery brain.

John Goode

#27. We're not broken, you idiot," he said, pressing in closer. "We were just two parts looking for the other piece.

John Goode

#28. No one can yet tell me why I am able to forget what I wrote in articles and reviews that I once felt passionate about, and yet am able to recall the entire lyrics of Some Enchanted Evening

Joseph Epstein

#29. I didn't want to be a victim, some princess locked away in a tower, waiting to be saved. I wanted to be the hero of my story; I didn't need to be saved. At least I didn't want to be.

John Goode

#30. My parents were high school sweethearts, which is a term that means "too stupid to use a condom.

John Goode

#31. I don't remember the moment I knew I was broken ... but I do recall when I started to understand that it might be okay. It was the moment I fell in love with the boy with the green eyes.

John Goode

#32. So it's possible I might be dating Batman.

John Goode

#33. If nothing ended, then we'd all be stuck in the middle.

John Goode

#34. You are your own hero. Do not wait for someone to save you, rescue you or tell you that you are ok. Be the hero of your own story and never, ever let them make you the victim.

John Goode

#35. I swore to myself I would never be that guy, the guy who loses his shit for the first pretty face he sees. And yet my shit was truly lost.

John Goode

#36. The '80s was a really creative and brave period. Remember, it was a period of ultraconservatism, and so you needed brave people to push ahead like that.

Cyndi Lauper

#37. I had everything before I met you." he said, unable to make eye contact with me.

"Funny" I said with more sadness than anger in my voice. "I didn't have anything before I met you.

John Goode

#38. It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

Jane Wagner

#39. A lizard fucks a crab and nine months later a turtle pops out. It's called evolution.

Anthony Marra

#40. Most haters are stuck in a poisonous mental prison of jealousy and self-doubt that blinds them to their own potentiality.

Steve Maraboli