Joey Diaz Friday Quotes

#1. I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a big football match and I saw Jack trying to break into this refrigerator in the lounge, drunk out of his brain, and I didn't know what to say.

Andy Partridge

#2. A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels.

Scott Adams

#3. What are you reading?"
She replied without once taking her eyes off the page. "I am reading the sort of sentimental novel men dismiss as rubbish but could actually stand to learn a thing or two from."
"That's an awfully long title," he remarked dryly.

Maya Rodale

#4. The band has a liberal philosophy - that's sort of a given.

Thurston Moore

#5. Herr Schroder has conducted two electoral campaigns, and he is doing it again now, by not telling people what is really necessary. He keeps avoiding the difficult and uncomfortable issues, those that imply changes and therefore provoke discussions.

Angela Merkel

#6. Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying.

Robert M. Hensel

#7. The lover wants no partiality. He says, Be so kind as to be just.

Henry David Thoreau

#8. I had choosen the path of the black sheep rather than that of the unicorns and puppies.

Magenta Periwinkle