Joey Barton Quotes

#1. Messi is the best that's played the game. Streets ahead of Maradona.

Joey Barton

#2. I don't even know who Joey Barton is.

Neymar

#3. Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.

Joey Barton

#4. Messi. 86 goals in calendar year and still 3 games to play! Best to ever play the game in my opinion just edges Maradona.

Joey Barton

#5. Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

Joey Barton

#6. I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men that would -make my wife a better husband than I am but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em

Will Rogers

#7. Another over-rated Brazilian ... Sort your hamstrings out FatBoy..

Joey Barton

#8. I'm a teacher. A teacher is someone who leads. There is no magic here. I do not walk on water. I do not part the sea. I just love children.

Marva Collins

#9. I mean, I think people have this mentality that sex is only real if it involves a penis.

Becky Albertalli

#10. How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it ...

Joey Barton

#11. Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I've ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.

Joey Barton

#12. Because going out with an attractive intelligent man who is obviously ass over teakettle for you would be so awful?

Brenda Rothert

#13. I think you dropped something, Pipe," he said. "Uh, what?" "Your standards," he sneered.

J.L. Weil

#14. I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr ...

Joey Barton

#15. I know my family and I would always go up to the mountains just for fun. We always skied. Then, all of a sudden, my brother started snow boarding. Older brother thing, I had to do what he was doing. So I started snow boarding.

Shaun White

#16. He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.

Joey Barton

#17. England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

Joey Barton

#18. My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.

Joey Barton