Joe Torry Quotes

#1. I didn't mean to reopen closing wounds.

Veronica Roth

#2. Many, many people hereabouts are not becoming Christians for one reason only: there is nobody to make them Christians.

Francis Xavier

#3. I'm a lot smarter and thoughtful of a comedian. This market is different than it was. You don't have to have cable to hear this comedy. It comes on a basic channel, and that's one of the biggest differences between now than when I first started.

Joe Torry

#4. We've got far too many churches and so few fellowships

Richard Halverson

#5. I'm more of an older school comedian so Tommy Davidson still makes me laugh a lot no matter how many times I've heard his jokes or not. He's just an animated comedian that I don't mind seeing over and over again.

Joe Torry

#6. It's not the cost (although that pinches), or the time (though that grinds). After a while, it's the sheer galling indignity of being asked to prove, pay, and prove all over again that you're a worthy parent. Any true parent will tell you that that is impossible to prove in advance.

Scott Simon

#7. With comedy, you get an immediate response. I'm the whole kit and the kaboodle. I am the whole thing and can steer the whole situation how I want to. With film, you are basically in one area. Comedy is straight to it and the film is heavily shaped the camera and editing, so it's different.

Joe Torry

#8. I bought a gun because POW POW sounds a lot better
than Hey, put that back!

Joe Torry

#9. My mother is a strong, wonderful woman. I could never be anything she didn't want me to be.

Mr. T

#10. Sometimes you can't even find the director on a movie set. Sometimes you don't want to find the director on a movie set.

Stanley Tucci