Top 5 Joe Simmons Madea Quotes

#1. A thousand thoughts ran through my mind. Well, at least six or seven, anyway, because a thousand thoughts are a lot. Try counting your own thoughts and see how long it takes you to get to a thousand.

Linda Howard

Joe Simmons Madea Quotes #116212
#2. It is self-evident that no number of men, by conspiring, and calling themselves a government, can acquire any rights whatever over other men, or other men's property, which they had not before, as individuals.

Lysander Spooner

Joe Simmons Madea Quotes #327093
#3. You ought to sue."
"I don't know how to sew. I tried it once and I almost put my eye out."
If there is one thing Sahara Soto and Kerry Thompson have in common, it's their complete idiocy. In the girl's case, it's endearing.

Rose Christo

Joe Simmons Madea Quotes #473241
#4. If you have one teapot And can brew your tea in it That will do quite well. How much does he lack himself Who must have a lot of things?

Sen No Rikyu

Joe Simmons Madea Quotes #1088428
#5. My salvation lies in time spent alone with an X-Acto knife and commercial-grade adhesive.

David Rakoff

Joe Simmons Madea Quotes #1684182

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