Joe Humphrey Quotes

#1. I had cars, houses, jewels, furs, and a husband who loved me, and a career I was happy with. But I found fulfillment in my relationship with Christ.

Gloria Gaynor

#2. Despise pleasure; pleasure bought by pain in injurious.

Horace

#3. He's an avant-gardener whose great work includes the famous minimalist garden at Kew which was just a daisy and three wittily arranged grass stems.

Ben Moor

#4. She tried to decide whether the silence was an empty one or a waiting one.

Jodi Lynn Anderson

#5. Life was indeed good for a Wolf-Creature in the deep woods who had found his very own little red-headed chew toy.

Bella Swann

#6. The surest way to make ourselves crazy is to get involved in other people's business, and the quickest way to become sane and happy is to tend to our own affairs.

Melody Beattie

#7. You can take Psalm 84:11 to the bank: No good thing does God withhold from those who walk uprightly.

Mark Batterson

#8. I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

Britney Spears

#9. To wonder where the mind goes after the brain decays is as silly as asking where the 70-miles-per-hour have gone after a speeding auto has crashed into a tree.

Frank Zindler

#10. It is the job of the novelist to touch the reader.

Elizabeth George

#11. In the large cities that received new Americans, there flowered a golden age of restaurants, manned by the available talent from abroad and fueled by the restless wealth of the newly rich.

David Joseph Schwartz

#12. The senate is a place filled with goodwill and good intentions, and if the road to hell is paved with them, then it's a pretty good detour.
Hubert Humphrey, as quoted by Biden, p. 134

Joe Biden

#13. They claim there's a rationale for the children, don't they, sir?"
"Yes. Those babes in arms will grow up and want revenge on the Nazis in about 1963. I suppose the rationale for the women under forty-five is that they might be pregnant. And the rationale for the older women is while we're at it.

Martin Amis