Joe Dirt Dang Quotes

#1. Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

Julia Sweeney

#2. When people tell you, "No," just smile and tell them, "Yes, I can."

Julie Foudy

#3. I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.

Andy Rooney

#4. Dead men have no victory.

Euripides

#5. Enjoy cooking, enjoy the spices of life.

Sweta Chakraborty

#6. I would not encourage everyone to take up this profession. Not everyone is suited for any particular field.

John Cameron

#7. But man should abstain from judging his innocently cruel fellow creatures, for even if nature sometimes "shrieks against his creed", what pain does he himself not inflict upon the living creatures that he hunts for pleasure and not for food?

Konrad Lorenz

#8. Delusion is not good; better to be realistic and then surprise yourself if you're lucky.

Lenny Abrahamson

#9. Each man recalls not the enemy he hated, but the champion who engaged him with such valor.

Steven Pressfield

#10. It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one's youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one's stature on the edge of the door.

Evelyn Waugh

#11. I'm sure most parents read to their children to explain what certain things mean. So books are a good way to convey a message to anybody. Everybody reads.

Joyce Meyer

#12. I would find myself, not necessarily always assigning these little bits of music for here or there, but all of a sudden something would fall into place and it would be exactly that.

William Bolcom