Top 26 Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
#1. Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.
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#2. The fifties were when people started coming down on "juvenile delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"
anybody that was young, wore a motorcycle jacket, and didn't act polite around older people.
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#3. A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
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#5. SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.
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#6. If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'
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#7. In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.
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#8. Maybe, long ago, we used to be good. Maybe all little girls are good in the beginning.
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#9. The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
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#10. Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.
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#11. In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
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#12. Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in
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#13. I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
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#15. The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
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#16. I made the mistake of watching "A.I." on cable the week they showed it about 792 times, and I ended up watching it every time it was on.
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#17. I went to school in Hooks, Texas, where most people can't even read the name stitched over their own pocket.
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#18. There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
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#19. I've seen so many period pieces in my life, I really enjoy them so much, a lot of my favorite movies are period pieces.
Alexis Bledel
#20. I don't care too much for thinking about the past. The truth is just another story. You can remember it any way you want; it's never gonna be the same twice.
Frank Fairfield
#21. As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.
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#22. If you really want to kill yourself, you get a gun and blow your head off.
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#23. Desperation translates into every language.
Nicola Yoon
#24. Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.
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#25. You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.
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