Top 100 Joan Collins Quotes
#1. To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement.
Anthony Newley
#2. Leigh [ Bowery] would create fake guest lists and put the most ridiculous names on them - Joan Collins, or really naff soap stars who would never grace the door of Taboo.
Boy George
#3. I love Joan Collins. She's a wonderful lady. She has such courage. She's such a good actress.
Robert Wagner
#4. Let's face it I am not Joan Collins or Boy George.
Holly Johnson
#5. Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on ... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
Joan Rivers
#6. And we have not found any generational gap at all. If he wants to go a football game, he goes. If I want to go to a fashion show, I go. We don't have to do everything together. But we like doing most things together.
Joan Collins
#7. I have to say that those nine years were full of turmoil and drama and trauma to me, in actual fact.
Joan Collins
#8. And I used to write novels and little stories and compositions and I - but I put them away because I started acting when I was 17. So there wasn't much time.
Joan Collins
#9. I eat an avocado every day. It's amazing for your skin. It's one of the super-foods, and I'm just so into eating properly and healthily.
Joan Collins
#10. I love London and Los Angeles equally. I was born and brought up London and then I went to Los Angeles as a teenager to stay with my sister Joan. So I feel I belong to both.
Jackie Collins
#11. I've made no secret of the fact that I often wear wigs and have in fact launched my own 'Dynasty' range, named after various characters. I find this saves a ton of time - as well as my own hair.
Joan Collins
#12. If you eat junk, you look like junk. People say, 'It's not my fault, it's my glands.' It's not; it's greed!
Joan Collins
#13. Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a long coffee break - and eating a tuna fish salad, sardines on toast or scrambled eggs is surely preferable to a Big Mac or KFC.
Joan Collins
#14. Making each day a mini lifetime - to achieve something and to enjoy something.
Joan Collins
#15. Basically, though, I believe in eating well, not eating too much but eating a variety of foods.
Joan Collins
#16. I think, Larry, one of the things is I'm a very active person.
Joan Collins
#17. I think bare legs in winter are idiotic. Unless your naked pins are toned, tanned and veinless, it's best to cover up. There is nothing more elegant in winter than dark tights worn with matching knee-length boots and a belted trench coat.
Joan Collins
#18. I blame my grandmother for encouraging me to become an actress.
Joan Collins
#19. I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started.
Joan Collins
#20. I've spent years when I've not been in the limelight at all and I'm perfectly happy living my life without being swooped on by paparazzi.
Joan Collins
#22. I like to remember phone numbers because it keeps your brain active. If you don't use it, you lose it.
Joan Collins
#23. It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be worn as a symbol of pride?
Joan Collins
#24. I do all my own make-up, it takes me 10 minutes.
Joan Collins
#25. I'm older than my sister so I started writing first. I started writing at school. I was always top of my class in composition, essays, English Lit and all of that.
Joan Collins
#26. I've three children, three grandchildren, I work, I travel, and I'm very happily married. I'm very satisfied and happy with my life and there really isn't anything I want.
Joan Collins
#27. Most of the time we've been living in England and now we've bought an apartment in New York which we absolutely love.
Joan Collins
#28. Dynasty was the opportunity to take charge of my career rather than waiting around like a library book waiting to be loaned out.
Joan Collins
#29. I mean, I'm a war baby, and we had rationing, and we didn't have sugar and sweets, which is very good for you in actual fact. Because when we had a piece of fruit, we'd gulp it down. It was just great.
Joan Collins
#30. Jennifer Aniston is cute, but I wouldn't call her beautiful. I think that is why Cheryl Cole is so popular, because she is just so pretty and the public are starved of gorgeous people. When I was young, everybody on screen was gorgeous.
Joan Collins
#31. Of course it's true: the public want to see young people - young people are the people who go to the cinema. It's a sad fact of life, but you've got to accept it and not whine about it.
Joan Collins
#32. Well I've written four beauty books as well.
Joan Collins
#33. There are very few designers in Hollywood today who know how to really flatter a woman's body, and Mark Zunino is at the top of my list.
Joan Collins
#34. I do think it's very important, if you're going to spend the rest of your life with somebody, to know that you really like them. Because when the pheromones wear off, which of course they will, you have to have a strong basis.
Joan Collins
#35. Botox, I think, is poison, I would never put it into my face, and I'm needle-phobic. I spend a lot of time keeping my face out of the sun and taking care of my skin and wearing make-up.
Joan Collins
#36. The cosmetics industry has much to answer for. It's a multi-million- pound confidence trick based on giving women endless hope, courtesy of overpriced little pots.
Joan Collins
#37. I loathe conflict, and I loathe not getting along well with people, so I always try very hard to be on the best terms with the people I work with.
Joan Collins
#38. But I have had to give up certain things in my life. One is shopping. Two is lunch with the girls. Three is cocktail parties, and four is studying my lines.
Joan Collins
#39. I have a lot of male friends that I go the cinema with and movie and shopping. A lot of men friends I know love shopping.
Joan Collins
#40. The body is like a car: the older you become the more care you have to take care of it - and you don't leave a Ferrari out in the sun.
Joan Collins
#41. The sad truth is that most of my husbands turned out to be convincing liars.
Joan Collins
#42. I think health is another exceedingly important thing.
Joan Collins
#43. Yes, I remember the bombings. Yes, I remember, because - yes, I remember being in air raid shelters. Even though I was evacuated because I was very young, I remember being in air raid shelters and the tremendous feeling of compatibility with everybody.
Joan Collins
#44. Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
Joan Collins
#45. The easiest way to convince my kids that they don't really need something is to get it for them.
Joan Collins
#46. It is unseemly to undress on stage. I won't do that.
Joan Collins
#47. Joan Mitchell, Joan Baez, Judy Collins - that was my mom's era.
Cheyenne Jackson
#48. Every woman should wear make-up. It takes years off. I'm wearing lots of false eyelashes today, and to me, lipstick is the best cosmetic that exists.
Joan Collins
#49. Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you someone who has never achieved much.
Joan Collins
#50. When I was 49, I posed for Playboy - I was very flattered to be asked. I was quite honoured, really, considering that most of the models they feature are in their twenties.
Joan Collins
#52. I've fallen in love maybe five times in my life. But it's a long life. I do get crushes. Whether it's men or women or babies.
Joan Collins
#53. There are some brilliant designers but their clothes only really suit 6 foot 20-year-olds.
Joan Collins
#54. I think you always have to use certain parts of yourself in any role.
Joan Collins
#55. I'm extremely happy in my life. I consider myself to be very blessed.
Joan Collins
#56. Life is a predator: you have to eat it before it eats you.
Joan Collins
#57. I don't look my age, I don't feel my age and I don't act my age. To me age is just a number.
Joan Collins
#58. I was voted the most beautiful girl in the world in 1958, and courted by every young, available man in Los Angeles, most of whom I didn't go out with, by the way.
Joan Collins
#59. Hair, in fact, is probably the bane of most women's lives.
Joan Collins
#60. I was a pin-up girl. I did it for 30 years and, quite frankly, it gets a bit boring.
Joan Collins
#61. And I think of that again as I've written in several of my beauty books, a lot of health comes from the proper eating habits, which are something that - you know, I come from a generation that wasn't - didn't have a lot of food.
Joan Collins
#62. The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it.
Joan Collins
#63. My grandmother spoiled my father rotten, and he grew up expecting women to do whatever he wanted. When he married my beautiful mother, Elsa, he expected her to give up her career as a champion ballroom dancer and become a good wife and mother, which she dutifully did.
Joan Collins
#64. No, that's what I think God does to you. He gives you some great gig in which you make a whole heap of money, and you're just on top of the world and on every magazine cover, but your personal life is miserable. And for most of that time, I have to say, my personal life was pretty miserable.
Joan Collins
#65. One of the rules about being an actor or an actress is that you never diss other actors or actresses, particularly when you don't know them.
Joan Collins
#66. I do it because I love acting, I love working, and whether it's radio, television, films, theater, I don't care as long as I can get out there and do it.
Joan Collins
#67. I really feel now like a native New Yorker. And I'm very happy here.
Joan Collins
#68. I have always tried to live my life with enthusiasm and pleasure.
Joan Collins
#69. Most ankle strap shoes are seriously unattractive, cutting the line of the leg as well as cutting off the circulation! Try dancing in them - your feet will look like a pair of overdone hotdogs afterwards.
Joan Collins
#70. I was so fortunate to work closely with the designer Nolan Miller whilst on 'Dynasty' to create the wardrobe for Alexis Carrington Colby, and we had great fun sourcing outfits.
Joan Collins
#71. Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that.
Joan Collins
#72. I was thinking, who of the English actresses in the last 30 or 40 years have achieved as much as I have?
Joan Collins
#73. I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
Joan Collins
#74. Of course it does on opening night, but I've never had that devastating stage fright that some people get, but apparently, you can develop it.
Joan Collins
#75. If you feel well and happy, your face will reflect this, but if you are down in the dumps and having a miserable time, your face will soon show this, too. In fact, you get the face you deserve by the time you're forty, and one of the keys to looking and feeling younger is being active.
Joan Collins
#76. And then I wrote my first autobiography when I - well, it was 23 years ago. And since then I've written about one book every two years.
Joan Collins
#77. My mother use to call me 'Miss Perpetual Motion' because I rarely keep still.
Joan Collins
#78. When I finish dressing before a night out and have put on all the accessories, I usually look at myself in the mirror long and hard and then end up removing something. Whether it's a belt, bracelet or a bauble, less is always more.
Joan Collins
#79. I received an OBE from the Queen, which probably doesn't mean anything in America but is quite nice in England - the Order of the British Empire for services to drama.
Joan Collins
#80. I don't buy into you're on the slag heap when you're 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 or whatever.
Joan Collins
#81. I've never chased fame. I came into this business to be a theatre actress. I was nine when I first appeared on stage. But I can't say I would turn my back on fortune. I'm someone who enjoys the benefits of money.
Joan Collins
#82. I used to not be confident. My father certainly didn't add to my confidence. When I was 17 or 18, I was voted the most beautiful girl in England by the association of press photographers. When they called Daddy for a comment, he said, 'I'm amazed. She's a nice looking girl, but nothing special.'
Joan Collins
#83. I don't use e-mail; I phone and fax. I think people who are hunched over their computer screens all day should get a life.
Joan Collins
#85. Well, it is quite daunting, but I made my first appearance on the stage when I was nine, because I went to a theatrical school, because I wanted to be an actress since I was eight.
Joan Collins
#86. Every time an article is written about me or any of my contemporaries who's had the fortune and discipline to look good at a certain age, I am struck by the tone of astonishment, and the certainty that something is being done secretively to beat the devil.
Joan Collins
#87. Gone are the days when a gentleman lightly took your hand in his and brushed his lips across it, or tipped his hat to acknowledge you as he chivalrously stepped aside to let you pass.
Joan Collins
#88. The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.
Joan Collins
#89. I mean, even my dressing room at the studio has candles and cushions and cashmere rugs and things.
Joan Collins
#90. I never think about age. I believe your age is totally how you feel. I've seen women of thirty-five who are old and people of seventy-five who are young. As long as I look after myself physically, mentally and emotionally, I'll stay young.
Joan Collins
#91. I've said no to 'Celebrity Big Brother,' 'Strictly,' and the American one, 'Dancing With The Stars.' I don't feel it's right for me. I've been asked to do reality TV a zillion times. No way. No way. Nobody's going to get into my living room and see me there.
Joan Collins
#92. In fact, the 20th century I think was the most fascinating century and the whole of man civilization because so much happened.
Joan Collins
#93. I'm a woman for all seasons. I mix 'n' match, do designer and high street - keep all my good pieces. I design all my evening and cocktail dresses most of the time as I dislike what is out there.
Joan Collins
#94. I think it is shocking that 15- and 16-year-olds leave school unable to add up and with the reading ability of a four-year-old.
Joan Collins
#95. I don't believe in eating junk and I protect my face all the time from the sun, even in the winter with base and makeup.
Joan Collins
#96. I don't believe in vitamin pills. I swear by men, darling-and as many as possible.
Joan Collins
#97. I've always maintained that there is a very fine line between a daring, sexy older woman and mutton dressed as lamb.
Joan Collins
#99. I don't seek to be in the tabloids but I suppose sometimes I go out and I'm wearing something and they take a picture and it's in.
Joan Collins
#100. I've never been that keen on Shakespeare.
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