Jizz Quotes

#1. If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig as a writer)

Sarah Silverman

#2. Egg whites are full of protein." "So is jizz. You don't see me harvesting yours so I can drink a glass of it.

Helena Hunting

#3. It was like watching two unicorns fucking," he told her. "All glitter and jizz.

Erin McCarthy

#4. The Room was darkened, and Rob struck a match to light candles. As the comforting scent of jasmine and vanilla lifted from the candles around him, Matty took in the dark sheets on the bed - the ones Rob liked because they showed Matty's jizz better.

Leta Blake

#5. He made a face. "Soy milk. Ugh. Tastes like jizz."
I gave him a curious look. "And how do you know that?"
"I have bad aim sometimes," he said.

Karina Halle

#6. This isn't one of your spankerchiefs, is it?" "The hell?" "You know, your jizz rag?

Nicole Archer

#7. People say, "What's it like to be a minority of one, or a kick-bag for the Internet?" It washes off me like jizz off a porn star's face.

Christopher Hitchens

#8. Popping off, I say, "I wouldn't mind." Even if it tastes like shit, I'd swallow Alex Waters' jizz. Then I'd get the T-shirt.

Helena Hunting

#9. Whatsamatter?" Dante scraped a hand over his abs, his neck, the side of his face
collecting his jizz. He sucked his pleasure off his lower lip. "I gave myself a fuckin' necklace.

Damon Suede

#10. I keep spare business shirts. In case of emergencies." Emergencies? "Do you expect to have jizz on your shirt often?

N.R. Walker

#11. Honestly, dear heart, you've got to curb this unhealthy tendency to blow things up.

Shelley Adina

#12. Watching them, she realized they made so much sense together. Every look, every touch, was a reassurance, almost electric, as if they were shocking each other with every contact.

Sarah Addison Allen

#13. Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air ... but only for one second without hope.

Hal Lindsey

#14. And then he could not see her come into a room without a sense of the flowing of robes, of the flowering of blossoms, of the purple waves of the sea, of all things that are lovely and mutable on the surface but still and passionate in their heart.

Virginia Woolf

#15. White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.

Andy Borowitz

#16. It wasn't peaceful, no light at the end of a tunnel or any of that crap. Only fear and regret for all the things I'd left undone.

Emily Bleeker

#17. The knowledge of course and effect is superior to miracles.

Sunday Adelaja

#18. Wanting to be a screenwriter is like wanting to be a co-pilot.

Marshall Brickman

#19. The spirit of non-violence necessarily leads to humility. Non-violence means reliance on God, the rock of ages. If we would seek his aid, we must approach Him with a humble and contrite heart.

Mahatma Gandhi

#20. I didn't confess how wrecked I was. Let them keep thinking I was Superwoman if they wanted. I knew the truth.

John Marsden

#21. One color alone means nothing. I acts as in a vacuum, with no other colors to relate to. It is only when colors relate to other colors that the fun begins.

Jay Maisel

#22. Code breaker Mabel Elliott's favorite quote was: It isn't life that matters! It's the courage we bring to it.

Hugh Walpole

#23. Love God, and do as you like, say the Free Spirits. Yes; but as long as you like anything contrary to God's will, you do not love Him.

Meister Eckhart

#24. The Ego Rip
Step 1: Make a list of all your short comings.
Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands.
Step 3: Rip list to shreds.
Step 4: Consider yourself perfect.

Jim Davis

#25. Ah! Your heavenly smile makes my heart dance with the ecstasy of life.

Debasish Mridha