Jim Olsten Quotes

#1. Things change when someone special comes into your life. Both sides have to give up things. The one thing you don't give up in a good relationship is you
whatever makes you most you. - Jim Olsten (Jane's Grandpa)

Elizabeth Chandler

#2. I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking to each other, and I will just start playing both characters. I can't hear them, but I can see their mouths moving, so I'll just put words in their mouths.

J. B. Smoove

#3. It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.

Ozzy Osbourne

#4. If life is no fun, it is because you are no fun. Your life is always a reflection of who you are ... Try this: Stop taking things, including yourself, so seriously. Life is not as complicated as you have made it out to be.

Larry Winget

#5. If she has six good points and you have one semigood little point, place all of the emphasis on your one semigood little point.

Sherry Argov

#6. Does nothing new ever happen in this fucking country?

Brad McKinniss

#7. I'd like - inviting aliens and have them observe what we do because so much of what we do that we take for granted will just be weird or extraordinary or just plain dumb when observed by an alien from another civilization.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson