Jim Breuer Quotes

#1. Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I got 'Mike & Molly,' wishing me congratulations. I'm always the last one to the party, man. But that's okay. I got there.

Billy Gardell

#2. It's a geode. You can sess that, the way the rock around you abruptly changes to

N.K. Jemisin

#3. Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it?

Jim Breuer

#4. My dad is a writer, and to see him always in front of a typewriter gave me the inspiration to write. He was my idol, my hero. I wanted to be just like him.

Shakira

#5. You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?

Jim Breuer

#6. So long as selfishness makes government needful at all, it must make every government corrupt, save one in which all men are represented.

Herbert Spencer

#7. I am at peace with myself.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#8. Our story is never written in isolation. We do not act in a one-man play. We can do nothing that does not affect other people, no matter how loudly we say, It's my own business.

Madeleine L'Engle

#9. I actually started, as a result of 'Scandal,' instead of wearing a bathrobe, wearing sweaters around at home in my leisure. And my poor husband was very confused! I said, 'It's what Olivia Pope does'.

Betsy Beers

#10. He had ceased to believe in the efficacy of alms; it was not sufficient that one should be charitable, henceforth one must be just. Given justice, indeed, horrid misery would disappear, and no such thing as charity would be needed.

Emile Zola

#11. The road is a nasty place and lonely.

Cher

#12. I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I'm changing it, baby, one city at a time.

Jim Breuer

#13. Girls, do yourself a favor, don't ever bring us anywhere to pick anything out - ever, ever. You don't need us there.

Jim Breuer

#14. You tell your guy friends you got engaged, it's like hearing someone died. 'What happened man? Wow. He was so young, man. What happened? He had his whole life ahead of him. Wow, I just saw him yesterday.

Jim Breuer