Jigsaw Puzzle Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 15 Jigsaw Puzzle Funny Quotes

#1. Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece. - Author: Henny Youngman
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#2. A choice is like a jigsaw puzzle, darling troll. Your worries are the corner pieces, and your hopes are the edge pieces, and you, Hawthorn, dearest of boys, are the middle pieces, all funny-shaped and stubborn. But the picture, the picture was there all along, just waiting for you to get on with it. - Author: Catherynne M Valente
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#3. For a season, a gifted speaker can inspire with his words, but for a lifetime John McCain has inspired with his deeds. - Author: Sarah Palin
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#4. When you are writing for an artist you are trying to get into that artist's point of view. What does that artist want to say? What do they care about? And musically, you want to show off that artist. - Author: Frank Wildhorn
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#5. The progress in Iraq has not been without cost. - Author: Virgil Goode
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#6. When you get cancer, it's like really time to look at what your life was and is, and I decided that everything I've done so far is not as important as what I'm going to do now. - Author: Herbie Mann
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#7. 35 There are many pretty terms I don't like: you call cowardice "prudence." Your "prudence" gives an opportunity to those enemies of God, without any ideas in their heads, to pass themselves off as scholars, and so reach positions that they never should attain. - Author: Josemaria Escriva
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#8. When you find that a book is poor ... waste no more time upon it. - Author: James Bryce
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#9. holy despair in ourselves is the basis for true hope. In God the fatherless find mercy (Hos. 14:3). If men were more fatherless, they should feel more God's fatherly affection from heaven, for the God who dwells in the highest heavens dwells likewise in the lowest soul (Isa. 57:15). - Author: Richard Sibbes
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#10. Tragedy is what happens to me; comedy is what happens to you. - Author: Mel Brooks
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#11. I might be responsible for as many gay marriages as I am for heterosexual divorces. - Author: Madonna Ciccone
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#12. You almost feel dirty for reading [Gillian Flynn's] books, like you've been forced to join your conscience with those of her morally murky protagonists. - Author: Tarryn Fisher
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#13. Lord, whatever You ask of me, I will do ... . Whatever You send or allow in my life, I will accept ... . With Your help I will endeavor to put the best things before good things ... . I present all that I am to You as a slave to Your purposes ... . I surrender it all to You. Amen. - Author: Kurt Bjorklund
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#14. The asacrifice of the wicked is an abomination to the Lord: but the prayer of the upright is his delight. - Author: Anonymous
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#15. I had drunk our great cultural Kool-Aid about regret, which is that lamenting things that occurred in the past is an absolute waste of time, that we should always look forward and not backward, and that one of the noblest and best things we can do is strive to live a life free of regrets. - Author: Kathryn Schulz
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