Jewish Vampire Quotes

#1. It was the best place to be, thought Wilbur, this warm delicious cellar, with the garrulous geese, the changing seasons, the heat of the sun, the passage of swallows, the nearness of rats, the sameness of sheep, the love of spiders, the smell of manure, and the glory of everything.

E.B. White

#2. He had been out among the dragons, he said, and he assured himself that they were not so hideous as he had imagined them. Also,

Stephen Crane

#3. Only the fact that we are unaware how well our nearest know us enables us to live with them. Love is the most impregnable refuge of self-esteem, and we hate the eye that reaches to our nakedness. Edith Wharton ~ The Touchstone

Edith Wharton

#4. Don't say God is silent when your Bible is closed. Open it and read it. God will speak.

Adam Cappa

#5. Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away ... Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.

Calvin Trillin

#6. Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha

Tasha Turner

#7. Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?

Tasha Turner

#8. I try to be a person of faith.

Marian Wright Edelman

#9. Jewish vampires: Crosses & holy water won't hurt me whatcha gonna try next?

Tasha Turner

#10. The power of turning your life around lays in your ability to unleash your personal powers to accomplish it".

Abdulazeez Henry Musa

#11. Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human

Tasha Turner

#12. I want to work, but I certainly am not going to be clawing at empty things when I can completely fill up my bucket with them - the other is a waste of my time.

Kelli O'Hara