Jesse Eisenberg Zombieland Quotes

#1. If you're afraid of everything out there, you quit going out there.

Jesse Eisenberg

#2. If our women are willing to die with us, who is there to say no?

Morning Star

#3. Christiaan Huygens became simultaneously adept in languages, drawing, law, science, engineering, mathematics and music. His interests and allegiances were broad. "The world is my country," he said, "science my religion.

Carl Sagan

#4. In 'Zombieland,' it was such a freewheeling plot it almost didn't matter what the characters were doing scene to scene as long as there was a consistent banter.

Jesse Eisenberg

#5. It was important to remember who you were and where you came from, no matter how successful you became.

Candace Bushnell

#6. The English public takes no interest in a work of art until it is told that the work in question is immoral.

Oscar Wilde

#7. Those who see and observe kings, heroes, and statesmen, discover that they have headaches, indigestion, humors and passions, just like other people; every one of which in their turns determine their wills in defiance of their reason.

Lord Chesterfield

#8. I'm hardly the most notable person in 'Zombieland.' The other actors in it are way more famous than I am.

Jesse Eisenberg

#9. The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

Jesse Eisenberg

#10. In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda ... coulda ... shoulda.

Jesse Eisenberg