Jerkass Quotes

#1. The bird and the elephant drink from the same river.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#2. And I was wondering how to depart without self-loathing or sadness, or with as little as possible, when a kind of immense sigh all around me announced it was not I who was departing, but the flock.

Samuel Beckett

#3. I lived through being pooh-poohed by fine art galleries, saying, "Digital is going to destroy the meaning behind photos." The motion side, the moment all of the cameras come alive with that motion, it was like a dream come true. It enables people to economically experiment with film.

Russell James

#4. Of Ickworth's boys, their father's joys,
There is but one a bad one;
The tenth is he, the parson's fee,
And indeed he is a sad one.
No love of fame, no sense of shame,
And a bad heart, let me tell ye:
Without, all brass; within, all ass,
And the puppy's name is Felly.

Horace Walpole

#5. Should we hold back from loving people because we carry the wounds of a few?

Sydney Scrogham

#6. It's my old girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained.

Charles Dickens

#7. There is a reason God limits man's days.

Mitch Albom

#8. Chavez made a compete fool of himself in front of the entire world while giving the U.N. a black eye. But the real losers are the Venezuelan people who have to put up with this unstable character every day.

J. D. Hayworth

#9. You and what army of snaggled toothed wine sots?

Marvel Comics

#10. Today we have different idols. . . We have trusted in human reason, science, and technology to solve our problems and progress toward a better world and a prosperous life. Yet idolatry brings death.

Craig G. Bartholomew

#11. Cap'n," said he, at length, with that same uncomfortable smile, "here's my old shipmate, O'Brien; s'pose you was to heave him overboard. I ain't partic'lar as a rule, and I don't take no blame for settling his hash; but I don't reckon him ornamental, now do you?

Robert Louis Stevenson

#12. I think audiences ultimately want something new. I think the business model for a franchise is such that it's very low risk because you have data and studios love data.

Gore Verbinski

#13. There is a growing awareness that we're losing our technological competitive edge. I think there's an awareness that we're losing our leadership, and that maybe our self image over the past several decades has been a little bit delusional.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#14. Beyond the curve of his days he glimpsed neither superhuman happiness nor eternity
happiness was human, eternity ordinary.

Albert Camus

#15. Everyone I've worked with has been good. You learn from the good, what's good, and you learn from the bad what not to do.

Ben Vereen

#16. I haven't heard anything about a reunion show for Sisters. But if the script was good I would do it.

Sela Ward