Jeremy Clarkson Funniest Quotes

#1. That's like asking a cobbler if he's made too many pairs of shoes.

Harvey Keitel

#2. It is difficult to threaten someone who doesn't have the necessary attention span to register fear.

Rob Thurman

#3. Only tears can understand the joy of sorrow.

Cecil Thounaojam

#4. The intricate engraving, fine lines, beading and milgrain accents echo an era defined by elaborate embellishments.

Vera Wang

#5. Still I dinna expect anything to happen to me. But if it should ... If it does, then I want there to be a place for you; I want someone for you to go to if I am ... not there to care for you. If it canna be me, then I would have it be a man who loves you.

Diana Gabaldon

#6. I had a friend in the neighborhood whose father had Playboy magazines, and we would go over and look at them. I remember cutting out pictures and hiding them in my room.

Richard Gere

#7. ... then he sat on his bed and for a fraction of a second the shadows retreated and he had a fleeting glimpse of reality. He felt dizzy and he closed his eyes. Without knowing it he fell asleep.

Roberto Bolano

#8. But then, I do not know what love is. I know lust and anger. Despair and satisfaction. But love? No. That is not for me.

Jessica Clare