Jephthah Sacrifices Quotes

#1. I'd rather fiddle with my phone for precious seconds than neglect an apostrophe; I'd rather insert a word laboriously keyed out than resort to predictive texting for a - acceptable to some - synonym.

Will Self

#2. The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time.

Chris Hadfield

#3. She had so much to give, but no one to give it to. She buried all those messy, writhing emotions deep in a hidden secret place and pretended it was okay.

Jennifer Probst

#4. I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that's fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet.

Michael Showalter

#5. What keeps you going isn't just some fine destination but the road you're on and the fact you know how to drive.

Barbara Kingsolver

#6. By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband and husband. You can kiss the groom.

Conan O'Brien

#7. I am not finding pregnancy much of a joy. I am afraid of childbirth, but I am afraid I can't find a way of avoiding it.

Brigitte Bardot

#8. Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories, knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.

Alan Bennett

#9. She'd known for years that good things didn't last, that loved ones went away and dreams were as easy to reach as the stars in the sky.

Eliza Lloyd

#10. I always want to push myself as far as possible; I always want to be up there and recognised as a good goalie and have people appreciate what you do.

Henrik Lundqvist

#11. Half of art is accident, but there is no accident without free experiment.

Ralph Steadman