List of top 21 famous quotes and sayings about jennifer lawrence funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.
Top 21 Jennifer Lawrence Funny Quotes
#1. Man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks.
#2. I am willing to learn how to take good care of my body.
#3. We hould totally make out right now
#4. Whoever writes about his childhood must beware of exaggeration and self-pity. I do not want to claim that I was a martyr or that Crossgates was a sort of Dotheboys Hall. But I should be falsifying my own memories if I did not record that they are largely memories of disgust.
#5. I'm sorry, I just did a shot
#6. Sometimes I feel like a vampire
#7. I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.
#8. I think the most important leadership lessons I've learned have to do with understanding the context in which you are leading. Universities are places with enormously distributed authority and many different sorts of constituencies, all of whom have a stake in that institution.
#9. I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
#10. You can't underestimate anyone.
#11. Nothing much interested me other than playing with language and telling stories and doing something with the wonders of the world around me.
#12. Being on one crutch to no crutches is a huge difference.
#13. Why can't I say anything normal?
#14. I know how to make money and I'll make it.
#15. I dress like an old woman in my real life. If you're having conversations with people, you don't want them to remember you as the girl with the tits, You want them to pay attention to what you're saying
#16. If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.
#17. Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.
#18. Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today
#19. I'm doing what I love, and then I get months and months of rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year old. I can't stand it when actors complain.
#20. In real life, bad things happen and they're not funny, and then bad things happen and they can be funny. When you're unhappy you don't go an entire time without laughing. You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life.
#21. Omaha is a game that was invented by a sadist and is played by masochists.
