Jennifer Lawrence Funny Quotes

#1. Nothing much interested me other than playing with language and telling stories and doing something with the wonders of the world around me. - Author: Kate Grenville

#2. Omaha is a game that was invented by a sadist and is played by masochists. - Author: Shane Smith

#3. In real life, bad things happen and they're not funny, and then bad things happen and they can be funny. When you're unhappy you don't go an entire time without laughing. You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life. - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#4. I'm doing what I love, and then I get months and months of rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year old. I can't stand it when actors complain. - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#5. Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#6. Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea. - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#7. If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on. - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#8. I dress like an old woman in my real life. If you're having conversations with people, you don't want them to remember you as the girl with the tits, You want them to pay attention to what you're saying - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#9. I know how to make money and I'll make it. - Author: Dottie West

#10. Why can't I say anything normal? - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#11. Being on one crutch to no crutches is a huge difference. - Author: Lindsey Vonn

#12. Man, i would have peeled off my shirt faster than you can say bubba loves trucks. - Author: P.C. Cast

#13. You can't underestimate anyone. - Author: Serena Williams

#14. I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#15. I think the most important leadership lessons I've learned have to do with understanding the context in which you are leading. Universities are places with enormously distributed authority and many different sorts of constituencies, all of whom have a stake in that institution. - Author: Drew Gilpin Faust

#16. I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#17. Sometimes I feel like a vampire - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#18. I'm sorry, I just did a shot - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#19. Whoever writes about his childhood must beware of exaggeration and self-pity. I do not want to claim that I was a martyr or that Crossgates was a sort of Dotheboys Hall. But I should be falsifying my own memories if I did not record that they are largely memories of disgust. - Author: George Orwell

#20. We hould totally make out right now - Author: Jennifer Lawrence

#21. I am willing to learn how to take good care of my body. - Author: Louise Hay