Jelly Of The Month Club Quotes

#1. I like it when you reach into a vending machine to grab your candy bar, and that flap goes up to block you from reaching up? That's a good invention. Before that, it was hard times for the vending machine owners. "Yeah, what candy bar are you getting?" "That one, and every one on the bottom row!"

Mitch Hedberg

#2. It's hard to say when or if we will actually arrive at that place called 'post-racial', or, better yet, post-racism.

Tim Wise

#3. He had reached an age where he found the best way to deal with unpleasantness was to pretend it didn't exist.

Douglas Preston

#4. It's sad that grandkids show up at the end of obituaries, way behind the list of work place achievements, social clubs and survivors. Why last? If you've got grandkids, you know they're first when it comes to the joy in your life.

Regina Brett

#5. You are going to make choices and decisions that sometimes aren't going to always work in your favor and they are going to upset some other people.

Jeff Gordon

#6. Although my father had never been there, I came to believe I would someday see that city for him.

Alice Hoffman

#7. Dreams are what keep us growing. They are what keep us alive. To give up, is to let our dreams die.

Phil Mitchell

#8. On the stage Tristen bent over the piano, his fingers swift and sure, his blond hair gleaming under the spotlight. I glanced around at the audience, watching their faces, gratified that they were as captivated as I was by the dark, thunderous song that Tristen conjured.

Beth Fantaskey

#9. At a certain stage in his evolution, man himself had been able to lay hold upon a higher order of things, which raised him above the level of the beasts that perish, and enabled him to see, at least in the distance, the shining towers of the City of God.

Alfred Noyes

#10. A faint endeavor ends in a sure defeat.

Hannah More

#11. Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry.

Anouk Aimee

#12. Monk can everyone become, but monk is something in believing strongly in god.

Deyth Banger

#13. I don't care if I have to be here every fucking night. I'm going to have him.

Ella Frank

#14. Well, if you're suspecting your lover is having an affair, it's definitely devastating. It's really a terrible, terrible feeling because you have no control.

Amanda Seyfried

#15. Nothing releases like forgive. Nothing renews like forget.

Ray A. Davis