Jelliby Quotes

#1. The staircase was a mass of rotting wood, carved with such cruel-looking mermaids that Mr. Jelliby was afraid to put his hand on the banister.

Stefan Bachmann

#2. Arthur Jelliby was a very nice young man, which was perhaps the reason why he had never made much of a politician.

Stefan Bachmann

#3. I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

#4. So you're saying they don't want to kill us, they want to fuck us?"
"At that level of desire the two acts are interchangeable, sir.

Matt Wallace

#5. Time, a distant neighbour who taps on my shoulder.

Serina Hartwell

#6. Unfortunately most criticism is by poseurs. They use their comments about someone else's work as a platform on which to strike poses. What they're really saying is: "Look at me! Look at me!"

Frank Herbert

#7. I'm not the best singer in the world, but the albums have always been personal. They're stories about me and what I'm going through.

Kaskade

#8. There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'

Jerry Seinfeld

#9. Those that are firm in their will mold the world to themselves.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#10. I'm from New Jersey / I don't expect too much / If the world ended today / I would adjust ...

John Gorka

#11. Let us give up our longing for welfare, our love of war, and our desire to see the government control and shape our fellow citizens. We must come to imagine liberty again, and believe that it can be a reality. We must recapture what it means to be free.

Ron Paul

#12. You will find it easiest to ride the avalanche in the direction it already travels.

David Gerrold