Jeff Mauro Quotes

#1. I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.

Jeff Mauro

#2. I hate feeling so weak and vulnerable.
I hate that I miss him.
I hate that I am alone, and I always was.
I hate that I made him into a superhero, he was not.
I hate that he doesn't want to kiss me.
I hate that every time I cry over one boy it's like crying over all of them again.

Bill Shapiro

#3. A society which allows an abominable event to burgeon from its dung heap and grow on its surface is like a man who lets a fly crawl unheeded across his face or saliva dribble from his mouth
either epileptic or dead.

Jean Baudrillard

#4. I don't fuck much with the past but I fuck plenty with the future.

Patti Smith

#5. You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.

Jeff Mauro

#6. Every time you watch a performance in the theatre, you know that this is just for you, and will never be the same again. It is quite exciting for me.

Robert Dessaix

#7. I regret that it takes a life to learn how to live.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#8. In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.

Billy Connolly

#9. Healthy bodies make healthy babies so you have nothing to lose!

Heidi Murkoff