Top 12 Jeff Ashton Quotes
#1. Lies are like muscles: it takes practice to make them strong.
Jeff Ashton
#2. Remember that you are much different now than you were an hour ago, Ceony. Before you merely read about magic; now you have it. Denying it won't make you return to ordinary.
Charlie N. Holmberg
#3. The films I liked were European films-Fellini, Antonioni, Truffaut.
Tobe Hooper
#4. I'll take a foot fetish with a man and his wife over a foot fetish with a man and his mistress any day. I don't care what they do. You go with it with your marriage and have a good time.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
#5. Teenagers these days are out of control. They eat like pigs, they are disrespectful of adults, they interrupt and contradict their parents, and they terrorize their teachers.
Aristotle.
#7. Those who claim the right to that arrogance without accomplishments to back it up deserve to be exposed.
Jeff Ashton
#8. PROBABILITY BY LIA PURPURA Most coincidents are not miraculous, but way more common than we think - it's the shiver of noticing being central in a sequence of events that makes so much seem wild and rare - because what if it wasn't? Astonishment's nothing without your consent.
Anonymous
#10. I'm the Duke of Riverside. I build things here and pretty much keep the peace, and discourage certain behaviors. If you think all that has been achieved through entirely civil and lawful means, you've had your head in a bucket.
Ellen Kushner
#11. Don't whine, complain, or make excuses.
John Wooden
#12. Poverty is a divine stepmother who does for youths what their own mothers were unable to do. It introduces them to frugality, to the world and to life.
Honore De Balzac