Jeezum Criminy Quotes

#1. As a good rule of thumb, you want to secure 3-months of living expenses on the side, just in case shit hits the fan. Ideally, you'll want a 6-month rainy-day fund because it never hurts to fall back on much more.

Jay Breezy

#2. Catfish has a nice firm texture and mild flavor.

Tom Douglas

#3. Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?

Mitch Hedberg

#4. I remember the first time Dakota asked me for fashion advice about what to put with what. I was like, 'My big sister is asking me?'

Elle Fanning

#5. The Democrats filibustered something in the Senate when I was eight years old. I don't remember what it was on and I didn't honestly care when I was eight years old. I cared about the history and the Senate rules.

Jonathan Krohn

#6. God is my desire

Leo Tolstoy

#7. But you can't feel bad every second[ ... ] Laughing doesn't make bad thing worse any more than crying makes them better. It doesn't mean you don't care, or that you've forgotten. It just means you're human. But i didn't know how to say this, either.

Ransom Riggs

#8. Every tech product on the body like Jawbone or in the home like August is different. But there are definitely principles that apply across the board for me, such as integration in everyday life and discretion.

Yves Behar

#9. Romania are more Portuguese than German.

Barry Venison

#10. It's not a character flaw to become an adult.

Kenneth Lonergan

#11. I was ten years old when my first 'Vogue' cover sang me its siren call and dashed me against the treacherous rocks of fashion obsession.

Hamish Bowles

#12. Glory?
Glory is for those too weak to find their inner strength, leaving them hollow parasites, feeding on the affection of even lesser men. Glory is for cowards, too afraid to let their names die.

Aaron Dembski-Bowden