
Top 11 Jay And Neil Banter Quotes
#1. Twelve barrels of water are required to make one barrel of bitumen. This produces 400 million gallons a day of toxic wastewater at the tar sand mines.
Samuel Avery
#2. To hear men talk of metonomies, metaphors, and allegories, and other grammar words, would not one think they signified some rare and exotic form of speaking? And yet they are phrases that come near to the babble of my chambermaid. And
Michel De Montaigne
#3. A man has always wanted to lay me down but he never wanted to pick me up.
Eartha Kitt
#4. Dissembling courtesy! How fine this tyrant can trickle when she wounds!
William Shakespeare
#5. I'll drive down the street, and I'll practice improv. I will sit there at a red light and see two guys talking to each other, and I will just start playing both characters. I can't hear them, but I can see their mouths moving, so I'll just put words in their mouths.
J. B. Smoove
#6. Good intentions do not guarantee good results. Somehow Andrew Keates turns works of merit into evenings of entertainment. Don't call him a dramaturge, call him an alchemist.
Paul Gambaccini
#7. Whenever I see people getting a bad deal I want to step in and do something about it. Of course, this is not pure altruism - there's a profit to be made too.
Richard Branson
#8. I love dancing in general and making girls dance. My generation doesn't do it enough.
Jean Dujardin
#9. The only good histories are those written by those who had command in the events they describe.
Michel De Montaigne
#10. In a man devoted to knowledge, pity seems almost ridiculous, like delicate hands on a cyclops.
Friedrich Nietzsche
#11. I don't think most people start by saying 'no' to God, they're just not sure they're prepared to say 'yes'. And then as time goes by it's as if it gets harder and harder to say 'yes' because they've developed a whole lifestyle around 'no.
Tom Flaherty
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