Jason Hawes Quotes

#1. This (America) is a land of rich diversity, from the towering skyscrapers of Manhatan all the way to the towering mounds of garbage piled up next to the towering skyscrapers of Manhattan.

Dave Barry

#2. While the word 'bisexual' was technically correct, I would only slowly come to use it to refer to myself in part because of the derisive connotations. But, in addition, it would seem to me woefully inadequate and impressionistically inaccurate.

Charles M. Blow

#3. When you face up to bad things in the past, the most important thing is not to allow them to happen today or in the future, and as storytellers, we must play our part in that.

Michelle Yeoh

#4. We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.

Jason Hawes

#5. Laughter is born out of the discovery of the contradictory.

Alfred Jarry

#6. I think that if you have to work very hard at dressing up and it makes you nervous or uptight, then you won't look very well because you won't be comfortable. I think it's much better to be comfortable and happy than well dressed.

Iris Apfel

#7. A kiss on the head! you really are a passion wagon!

Justin Somper

#8. All a skeptic is is someone who hasn't had an experience yet.

Jason Hawes

#9. If they (the young pilots) are on land, they would be bombed down, and if they are in the air, they would be shot down. That's sad ... Too sad ... To let the young men die beautifully, that's what Tokko is. To give beautiful death, that's called sympathy.

Takijiro Onishi

#10. Social conservatives say who drives the bus.

Richard Land

#11. It's just ... It's just, if I didn't see these windows until today, what else did I miss?

Ray Bradbury

#12. WHEN IN DOUBT, GET THE HELL OUT!

Jason Hawes

#13. Good thing I know we're meant to be together, or I'd wonder if you were sent to punish me.

Eve Langlais

#14. If your cat's speaking Latin, you might have a problem.

Jason Hawes

#15. Our EMF meter was jumping off the charts. We found her alarm clock was causing crazy electro-magnetic fields around it. We spent $22.99 on a nice digital clock, and she never saw an apparition again.

Jason Hawes

#16. We are firm believers of the paranormal, but we believe over 80 percent of all claims can be disproved.

Jason Hawes

#17. What we need now is endless courage.

Katherine Anne Porter

#18. I do what I've trained my whole life to do. I watch the ball. I keep my eye on the ball. I never stop watching.
I watch it as it sails past me and lands in the catcher's mitt, a perfect and glorious strike three.

Barry Lyga

#19. I own about 300 pairs of shoes. When I start to go over 300, I have mini-sales from my closet and give the money to charity. It's my way of recycling; I feel like I can give back to the universe.

Stacy London

#20. Why do we even bother? Why do we make ourselves so open to such easy damage? Is it all loneliness? Is it all fear? Or is it just to experience those narcotic moments of belonging with someone else?

David Levithan

#21. God's help is available for us to achieve great things. We must put our hope and trust in the Lord.

Lailah Gifty Akita