
Top 18 Jane Austen Literature Humor Quotes
#1. A good browser, apps, good camera, and fast networking in your smartphone is just expected today.
Thorsten Heins
#2. I fear dying in the middle of a book. It would be so annoying to write 80,000 words and not get to the end. I'm phobic about it. So when I'm writing a book I leave messages all over the house for people to know how the story ends, and then someone can finish it for me.
Anthony Horowitz
#3. Let's get this movie started. There's nothing like a little Austen to soothe the wounded soul," Theresa said.
Mary Jane Hathaway
#4. For it was a truth universally acknowledged that a single vicar must be in want of a wife.
G.M. Malliet
#6. Most recently, I learned another hobby: baking. It's so much fun to mix all the ingredients and to see the cake come out nice. It's so rewarding when the cake comes out great and tastes great.
Yani Tseng
#7. It must be rather dull taking up someone else's work rather than something you've conceived and created yourself.
Daniel Keyes
#8. [I]t is well to have as many holds upon happiness as possible.
Jane Austen
#9. I feel weird." Caroline blinked a few times. "Do you feel weird?"
Brooks shrugged. "How weird? We're all dressed like people in a Jane Austen book. I think weird comes with the territory.
Mary Jane Hathaway
#10. Jane Austen would be so proud. Another girl trussed up for a fancy party."
"On the contrary, she'd be horrified. All that skin. You'd need about another five yards of material.
Mary Jane Hathaway
#11. Fortune or fame, you must pick one or the other, though neither of them are to be what they claim.
Bob Dylan
#12. I like moments of staleness and mildew, simply because it creates the lane for change.
Lyor Cohen
#13. I always find that after reading books written by Jane Austen that I speak much more properly, at least for a while.
Becky Watson
#14. Google, that twenty-first-century Big Brother,
Stephen King
#15. All the Jane Austen in the library cannot wash the Queens from this little hand.
Mary Gordon
#16. Remind me why I'm doing this again?" I whispered back.
"For your real friends, of course: Me, Caleb, and Chad."
"That's sweet of you to say, but I'm not sure we're all friends. Mr. Darcy over here," I indicated Caleb with a nod, "finds me barely tolerable.
Amy Helmes
#18. Jane Austen may not be the best writer, but she certainly writes about the best people. And by that I mean people just like me.
Anna Quindlen
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