Top 18 Jane Austen Literature Humor Quotes

#1. A good browser, apps, good camera, and fast networking in your smartphone is just expected today.

Thorsten Heins

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#2. I fear dying in the middle of a book. It would be so annoying to write 80,000 words and not get to the end. I'm phobic about it. So when I'm writing a book I leave messages all over the house for people to know how the story ends, and then someone can finish it for me.

Anthony Horowitz

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#3. Let's get this movie started. There's nothing like a little Austen to soothe the wounded soul," Theresa said.

Mary Jane Hathaway

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#4. For it was a truth universally acknowledged that a single vicar must be in want of a wife.

G.M. Malliet

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#5. Reason: The arithmetic of the emotions.

Elbert Hubbard

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#6. Most recently, I learned another hobby: baking. It's so much fun to mix all the ingredients and to see the cake come out nice. It's so rewarding when the cake comes out great and tastes great.

Yani Tseng

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#7. It must be rather dull taking up someone else's work rather than something you've conceived and created yourself.

Daniel Keyes

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#8. [I]t is well to have as many holds upon happiness as possible.

Jane Austen

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#9. I feel weird." Caroline blinked a few times. "Do you feel weird?"
Brooks shrugged. "How weird? We're all dressed like people in a Jane Austen book. I think weird comes with the territory.

Mary Jane Hathaway

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#10. Jane Austen would be so proud. Another girl trussed up for a fancy party."
"On the contrary, she'd be horrified. All that skin. You'd need about another five yards of material.

Mary Jane Hathaway

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#11. Fortune or fame, you must pick one or the other, though neither of them are to be what they claim.

Bob Dylan

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#12. I like moments of staleness and mildew, simply because it creates the lane for change.

Lyor Cohen

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#13. I always find that after reading books written by Jane Austen that I speak much more properly, at least for a while.

Becky Watson

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#14. Google, that twenty-first-century Big Brother,

Stephen King

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#15. All the Jane Austen in the library cannot wash the Queens from this little hand.

Mary Gordon

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#16. Remind me why I'm doing this again?" I whispered back.
"For your real friends, of course: Me, Caleb, and Chad."
"That's sweet of you to say, but I'm not sure we're all friends. Mr. Darcy over here," I indicated Caleb with a nod, "finds me barely tolerable.

Amy Helmes

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#17. Sometimes you want a Part Two in your life.

Valerie Simpson

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#18. Jane Austen may not be the best writer, but she certainly writes about the best people. And by that I mean people just like me.

Anna Quindlen

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