Jam Jar Sayings

#1. I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear.

Gianfranco Zola

#2. Women tend not to be interested in work-a-holic divorcee. Either that or I have been walking around like a jam jar with the warning 'Reject if depressed' written on my forehead.

C.D Neill

#3. At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished.

Ivy Compton-Burnett

#4. I think I've done everything on 'The X Factor' apart from the cleaning.

Olly Murs

#5. The time it would take me to write a screenplay it would take me the time to make two films. I would rather make the movies, and I'm a better moviemaker than I would be writer.

Ridley Scott

#6. I consider your conduct unethical and lousy.

Peter Arno

#7. Since the Renaissance, people have had to get used to living their life on a random planet in the vast galaxy.

Jostein Gaarder

#8. The first thing we looked at, in what case were people more likely to be attracted to the jar or jam, so in which case are people more likely to stop when they saw the display of jams and what we found was that more people stopped when there were 24 jams.

Sheena Iyengar

#9. In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my head. I gotta go make a movie for Peter Falk and me.

Paul Reiser

#10. Visited the twenty-four-flavor table went on to buy jam. In contrast, shoppers who visited the six-flavor table were more able to decide which jar was right for them, with about 30 percent leaving the store with jam in hand.

Meg Jay

#11. We either put out 6 different flavors of jam or 24 different flavors of jam and we looked at 2 things. First, in what case were people more likely to buy a jar of jam?

Sheena Iyengar

#12. But if "beauty" is in the eye of the beholder, so is "obscenity.

Sydney J. Harris

#13. When I was 13, I was just figuring out how to play 'Eruption,' poorly, by Eddie Van Halen.

Dierks Bentley

#14. There are only three ages for women in Hollywood-Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.

Goldie Hawn

#15. Pass the raspberry jam, please." "It's called jelly in the States." Zander handed over the tiny jar of compote.

Karina Bliss

#16. I was unhappy with my life. I had acquired everything I thought I wanted, only to find out, This is it?

Lauryn Hill

#17. The wickedness of men is that their power breeds stupidity and blindness.

Gregory Maguire

#18. The fiction writer is, first and foremost, an emotionalist.

Ray Bradbury

#19. If there's one person in the world you should be with, there must be one person in the world you shouldn't be with.

Amy Zhang

#20. Some of the stuff I'm writing is almost like hymns, some of my first singing and choral experiences were in church, the Church of Christ in Hicksville.

Billy Joel

#21. I am lucky to be what I am! Thank goodness I'm not just a clam or ham or a dirty jar of sour gooseberry jam! I am what I am. That's a great thing to be.

Dr. Seuss

#22. What we found was that of the people who stopped when there were 24 different flavors of jam out on display only 3% of them actually bought a jar of jam whereas of the people who stopped when there were 6 different flavors of jam 30% of them actually bought a jar of jam.

Sheena Iyengar

#23. Gretta sits herself down at the table. Robert has arranged everything she needs: a plate, a knife, a bowl with a spoon, a pat of butter, a jar of jam. It is in such small acts of kindness that people know they are loved.

Maggie O'Farrell