Jaden Quotes

#1. Jaden: "Dude, you've found something wrong with every girl. I'm about to play this one solo if you can't make up your mind."
Bastian: "We're not trying to decide between a Big Mac or a chicken sandwich here. This is some serious shit. We want epicness, we have to be choosy.

Nyrae Dawn

#2. Can you get it? (Jaden) If I swear myself to eternal slavery to Artemis. Yes. (Acheron) I'd rather trade places with Prometheus and have my innards ripped out every day. (Jaden) So would I. (Acheron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. A worm of fear wriggled in Jaden's stomach, and the ethereal assuredness he channeled moments before evaporated as the worm burrowed deeper. When he next spoke, his own voice of trapped hysteria broke through, the worm having reached journey's end.

Courtney Kirchoff

#4. To Jaden, Kenneth, Stanley, Pedro, Tyler, Edwin, Samuel, Taishan, Gerry and Justin. For who you were and who you might have been.

Gary Younge

#5. What are you doing here? (Jericho)
Do my accommodations offend you? I've grown quite used to them. Though a view of something other than mangled bodies might be nice for a change. (Jaden)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. One of the reasons I started acting was to re-make The Karate Kid, but Jaden Smith beat me to it.

Justin Hires

#7. Simone's mother was an unfortunate mistake. Palackas, Simone's father, was a bound demon who stumbled across her one night while he was carrying out an order for his master. One thing led to another ... he inserted part A into slot B, and he fell in love with her ... (Jaden)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#8. Toby, watch Jaden. I heard he had a bad night and is in the mood for annihilation. End of the world's not on me today, bud. Hey, Takeshi, get your fat butt off me. You're squishing the fox. There is no honor in sacrificing the fox, you ugly hedgehog. (Acheron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#9. I told you not to piss off Noir. One day you're going to listen to me. (Asmodeus)
Why start now? (Jaden)
Ah, you're right. Bled so much now, it doesn't really matter, does it? (Asmodeus)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. Me and Jaden just figured out that our voices sound like chocolate together. As good as chocolate tastes, it sounds that good.

Willow Smith

#11. This is my friend, Sebastian.' 'Best friend,' I blurted out and then wanted to punch myself in the face for sounding so dumb. At this rate, I'd be painting nails with her any day now. Thank God, Jaden wasn't here.

Nyrae Dawn

#12. Old enough to know better, pissed enough not to care. (Jaden)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#13. Which is why you deal with demons. (Acheron)
Who are even more pathetic than humans when you think about it. Personally, I'd rather play video games. Wouldn't it be great if we could suck the souls of the people we hated into the box, shoot them down and then dance on their entrails? (Jaden)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#14. True love can blossom in unexpected places. This is Jaden pretending not to notice.

Katie Klein

#15. There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden's brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.

Courtney Kirchoff

#16. You have to remember that what we're dealing with here are Sumerian gallu demons. The next to the lowest form of demon on the demon food chain. They're simple demons really. Lowly. You know ... morons. (Jaden)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#17. Humans aren't a protected class. (Acheron)
Really? (Jaden)
Yeah. Savitar shares your 'all humans are vermin' mind set. (Savitar)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#18. I have no reason to lie. But if you want to hang out here and get eaten, far be it from me to stop you. As is, my ass is fertilizer if they catch me talking to you. (Jaden)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#19. Yeah, well, it's what happens when we spoil the things we love. They don't always understand the boundaries and their ridiculous wants can get us killed if we're not careful. (Jaden)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#20. Where's a friggin' rocket when you need it? Ah, crap, Jaden, stop with the pollen. I hate that. Yeah, taste honey, you punk! (Acheron)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#21. What's with savage humans always wanting to cannibalize us?" Jaden asks as she runs past Summer to check for any more of the Tainted around the corner.
"They want to suck your blood," Rob says in a Romanian accent.
Jaden snorts. Too bad humor won't help them out of this mess.

Laura Kreitzer

#22. Acting careers don't come out fully formed - not unless your name is Jaden Smith and your dad has done it all.

John Boyega

#23. Maybe I can stalk you again sometime."
"Absolutely.

Katie Klein

#24. I might look like a lame fucking creeper when I'm trying to flirt,

Jaden Wilkes

#25. Some people wore their ugly deep inside where nobody could see it. Those were the most dangerous monsters of all.

Jaden Wilkes

#26. What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something.

Denise Jaden

#27. If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society,

Jaden Smith

#28. I feel like I just sucked a Care Bear's dick, I'm so full of cute right now.

Jaden Wilkes

#29. The melancholiness of the ocean; the melancholiness of everything else.

Jaden Smith

#30. Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.

Denise Jaden

#31. Death by hormonal overload.

Jaden Wilkes

#32. Anything that you can shock somebody with. The only way to change something is to shock it. If you want your muscles to grow, you have to shock them. If you want society to change, you have to shock them.

Jaden Smith

#33. Your vagina is not magical, your love is not a healing elixir, and if he hurts you now, it will get worse.

Jaden Wilkes

#34. I believe I love my victims. Something about each and every one of them calls to me, draws me in and makes me fall in love. I just happen to destroy the things that I love.

Jaden Wilkes

#35. As soon as me and Willow started releasing music, that's one thing that the whole world took away is, okay, they unlocked another step of honesty. If these guys can be honest about everything, then we can be more honest,

Jaden Smith

#36. He looked at me with serious eyes, but not the kind that made me wonder what I'd done wrong. The kind that made me wonder what I'd done right.

Denise Jaden

#37. How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real.

Jaden Smith

#38. My dad once told me, he was like, 'The only time you should lie is when someone's holding a gun to your head and says 'Okay, lie or I'm going to shoot you.' And that really stuck with me.

Jaden Smith

#39. Piercing his giant cock had only served to make it look fiercer. Like it could beat me in an arm wrestle. Like he could club me with it and leave a bruise.

Jaden Wilkes

#40. There are two wolves battling inside of you, one is fear and one is love. The wolf that survives depends on which one you decide to feed.

Jaden Wilkes

#41. You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver's ed? What's up? I still haven't been to driver's ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can't see how driver's ed is really helping them out.

Jaden Smith

#42. People say be safe and I hate that, so I go to Skate Lab with no pads

Jaden Smith

#43. When you live your whole life in a prison freedom can be so dull

Jaden Smith

#44. giving yourself to me completely, you will be free to heal yourself and see yourself whole. I am going to take the broken parts of you and mend them back together. I will do this for you if you give yourself to me.

Jaden Wilkes

#45. You just, barged in and flipped my entire world upside down," he says, voice heated. "I didn't know what to do.

Katie Klein

#46. You can be a pharaoh. Like, a pharaoh means, that which you will become.

Jaden Smith

#47. They want you to believe the Sun is hot. I urge you to ask yourself 'Have they ever touched it? Think about it.

Jaden Smith

#48. Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.

Jaden Smith

#49. You know when you look at a word on the page, I mean really look at it, it suddenly loses all meaning?

Jaden Wilkes

#50. It might just be me, but I'm always worried I'll be stuck with a little dick every time I get naked with somebody new.

Jaden Wilkes

#51. I'll watch movies I like to see, Steve Jobs interviews, something that's going to make me smart and then go to sleep.

Jaden Smith

#52. I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy.

Jaden Smith

#53. Once I started I couldn't put it down. It was so addictive ... like a train wreck.

Katie Klein

#54. Beauty isn't perfect. It's something to be felt and something to be breathed.

Denise Jaden

#55. She was a cutter. Only saying she was a cutter might be an understatement. She was a destroyer of beautiful things.

Jaden Wilkes

#56. I shoot him what I assume is a sexy smile, if a "Gary Busey on crack" smile can ever be considered sexy.

Jaden Wilkes

#57. Scars are not a disfigurement, they are a sign telling the world that you fucking survived whatever it was that tried to kill you.

Jaden Wilkes

#58. And yet here I am - torn: wanting
to pull him closer, saving him, and at the same time
wishing I could hop on the back of his motorcycle and,
for once, allow someone to save me.

Katie Klein

#59. I'm going to imprint myself on everything in this world.

Jaden Smith

#60. I'm going to fuck you until you fall apart...dissolve in my fingers. Then I'll soothe your shattered soul and stitch you back together until everything has new meaning and Cairo is the only word you have for pleasure, remember?

Jaden Wilkes

#61. No matter how damaged we were by our lives, we are whole when we are together

Jaden Wilkes

#62. Be careful with how you make the world perceive you, because they'll perceive you like that for the rest of your life.

Jaden Smith

#63. I used to not be really honest with girls and then I dropped a song called 'Starry Room' and then I started turning over a new leaf.

Jaden Smith

#64. If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

Jaden Smith

#65. I carry the universe in my house of flesh, I will love you until the last star burns out and the heavens descend into darkness.

Jaden Wilkes

#66. On working with his father in Pursuit of Happyness: It was fun having that experience with my dad 'cause he really taught me a lot of the stuff that he knows. Almost everything he knows about acting in that one movie.

Jaden Smith

#67. That's all there is, enlightenment on the end of a cock. It doesn't get any more Zen than that.

Jaden Wilkes

#68. All The Rules In This World Were Made By Someone No Smarter Than You. So Make Your Own.

Jaden Smith

#69. I watch like, Steve Jobs interviews, I don't really watch TV. I stopped watching TV when I turned like ten because my parents were like, 'TV's really bad for you.'

Jaden Smith

#70. People tell me to smile, I tell them the lack of emotion on my face doesn't mean I'm unhappy.

Jaden Smith

#71. He smokes too much weed. I can taste it in his spunk. I need to get him to eat more pineapple to sweeten his seed. I'm like the Iron Chef of ball batter.

Jaden Wilkes

#72. When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple.

Jaden Smith

#73. You are my warrior, my queen, my little dove," he said and slid his length inside of her. "You are my love,

Jaden Wilkes

#74. It's like looking at the sun, I worry if I don't look away his image will be burned on my retinas for the rest of my life.

Jaden Wilkes

#75. I want to be the most durable person on the planet.

Jaden Smith

#76. They say you shouldn't try to be someone you're not, but what about someone you almost are?

Denise Jaden