Jacking Off Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 8 famous quotes and sayings about jacking off funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 8 Jacking Off Funny Quotes

#1. For the Christian, death is not the end of adventure but a doorway from a wold where dreams and adventures shrink, to a world where dreams and adventures forever expand. - Author: Randy Alcorn
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#2. [In] my era everybody smoked and everybody drank and there was no drug use - Author: Thomas A. Constantine
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#3. He is Running and Shouting and teasing around ,people know that he is just a vamp on the ground. people no more fear him . But the one sitting silent with no sigh of talky move,people simply fear him because no one knows what destruction he can bring to one in the this bushy grass of violence. - Author: Yash Hoskere
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#4. I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching late night television, are you gonna start jacking off to Groucho? I don't think so! - Author: Sarah Silverman
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#5. In a way, she'd rather trust him and be wrong than deal with the worry of mistrust. - Author: Brandon Sanderson
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#6. So much of control is not authoritative action but mindful waiting. - Author: Cameron Conaway
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#7. Why do so many salespeople talk to customers about the product and not the result? - Author: Chris Murray
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#8. It is possible for a spinster to be disappointed in lovers, but only the married are ever disappointed in love. - Author: Myrtle Reed
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