Top 100 Jack Vance Quotes
#1. I've been a fan of Jack Vance since before I was in high school.
Ann Leckie
#2. Jack Vance's Lyonesse books are the greatest fairy tale of the twentieth century.
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#3. Who could not return from a visit to Jack Vance's world, without feeling that he had been somewhere unique, that he had experienced things unavailable in our mundane world?
Robert Silverberg
#4. I loved literary science fiction. In fact, as a kid, when I was reading science fiction, I thought 'I can't wait for the future when the special effects are good' to represent what was in these books by Arthur C. Clarke, Alfred Bester, Philip K. Dick, J.G. Ballard, Jack Vance.
Matt Groening
#5. Vance has a genius in evoking the beauty of strangeness, the strangeness of beauty.
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#6. The inscrutability [of economics] is perhaps not unintentional. It gives endless employment to dialecticians who otherwise might become public charges or, at very worst, swindlers and tricksters.
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#7. My clever baton holds your unnatural sorcery in abeyance.
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#8. Mischief moves somewhere near and I must blast it with my magic.
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#9. The symbologist made a cryptic sign. That remains to be seen, as the cat said who voided into the sugar bowl.
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#10. Let us leave this room, said Melancthe. It reeks of the brain.
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#11. It seems to limit you; when you're working in an office, you're a creature in a small cell under somebody's supervision and surveillance.
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#12. The secret, so Shimrod knew, was never to accept the fairies' terms, but always to close the deal on one's own stipulations, otherwise the bargain was sure to turn sour.
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#13. I got done writing Ports of Call and suddenly realized I have far too much material for the book.
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#14. The young woman quoted Turgenev, "If you want to annoy an opponent thoroughly or even harm him, you reproach him with every defect or vice you are conscious of in yourself.
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#15. Twango's hospitality, though largely symbolic, does him credit.
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#16. This flattery has been rather slow in coming. I think all of sudden late in life now I'm getting some credit for what I've done. Which is gratifying, but it's kind of a little late.
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#17. I am not Cugel the Clever for nothing!
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#18. I am not partial to folk who are grim and austere. I prefer fanciful folk who make me laugh.
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#19. In the end, death came uniformly to all, and all extracted as much satisfaction from their dying as this essentially graceless process could afford.
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#20. I will be glad to go. There is no poetry here. It is as I have always set forth: joy comes of its own free will; it cannot be belabored.
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#21. Sometimes some of these little side excursions are useful and I manage to fit them in the book somewhere.
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#22. The story was such that I couldn't make a graceful ending and then make a graceful new beginning. I could have, but I didn't want to. So, it isn't the most graceful way of writing a story. This new story is, I think, is pretty good stuff. I'm pleased with it anyway.
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#23. What is peace? Balance three iron skewers tip to tip, one upon the other; at the summit, emplace an egg, so that it too poises static in mid-air, and there you have the condition of peace in this world of men.
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#24. I never made lots of money at it, but I sold enough.
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#25. This is no science, this is art, where equations fall away to elements like resolving chords, and where always prevails a symmetry either explicit or multiplex, but always of a crystalline serenity.
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#26. The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom", with all his funny ways! I wonder where he is now? Or is he anywhere at all? Can someone be nowhere?
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#27. Somewhere there is mystery. It impels one to theosophy: to the worship of a space-god, or a god of light." "Theory dissolves the mystery, though it lays bare a cryptic new stratum. Quite likely there is an endless set of these layers, mystery below mystery.
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#28. We hold that gain after toil, triumph after adversity, achievement to a goal long-sought, is a greater beneficence than prebendary nutrient from the teat of an indulgent government.
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#29. In fact, almost every job you get somebody watching you.
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#30. I don't read other science fiction. I don't read any at all.
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#31. Excellent; all is well. The 'everlasting tedium' exactly countervenes the 'immediate onset of death' and I am left only with the 'canker' which, in the person of Firx, already afflicts me. One must use his wits in dealing with maledictions.
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#32. If there were no such creatures as minstrel-maidens, it would be necessary to invent them.
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#33. Who are our basic enemies? This is a secret, unknown even to these basic enemies. - Xaviar Skolcamp, Over-Centennial Fellow of the Institute, indulgently, in response to a journalist's too-searching question
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#34. The less a writer discusses his work and himself the better. The master chef slaughters no chickens in the dining room; the doctor writes prescriptions in Latin; the magician hides his hinges, mirrors, and trapdoors with the utmost care.
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#35. There was a writer in the '20s called Christopher Morley, who I remember a little bit of, who had some influence on me, but I couldn't tell you what it was.
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#36. So I'll write it, and then I'll find out that I actually wrote something that is utterly useless. You can't use it in the story and it doesn't fit. So I just throw it away. I've done that countless times.
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#37. A barbarian is not aware that he is a barbarian.
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#38. One becomes sated with platitudes no less than honey, so that one often breaks another's bones in one's vexation.
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#39. It is useless, after all, to complain against inexorable reality.
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#40. There are no absolute certainties in this universe. A man must try to whip order into a yelping pack of probabilities, and uniform success is impossible.
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#41. I do read books. I suppose it's more or less the same thing, but at least I'm alone and I'm an individual. I can stop anytime I want, which I frequently do.
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#42. Then there was Clark Ashton Smith, who wrote for Weird Tales and who had a wild imagination. He wasn't a very talented writer, but his imagination was wonderful.
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#43. How I hate you," he said softly. "If hate were stone I could build a tower into the clouds.
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#44. I become drunk as circumstances dictate.
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#45. I haven't been to a movie since somebody gave me free tickets to Star Wars, which I went to.
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#46. The old Galactic Prime sat silent, mouth compressed, eyes burning like far volcanoes. At his feet the new Prime, Lord of Two Billion Suns, found a dead leaf, put it into his mouth, and began to chew. Afterword
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#47. Why make plans? The sun might well go out tomorrow.
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#48. But, for instance, when I was awfully young, I read all the Oz books. They were an enormous influence on me.
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#49. My talismans are not obviously useless.
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#50. Right now I'm so old that if I had a big gush of money, I don't know what I'd do with it. I don't travel anymore. I don't need anything, don't want anything. I'd give it to my son, I guess, and let him enjoy it.
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#51. When you demand the nature of my motives, you reveal the style of your thinking to be callow, captious, superficial, craven, uncertain and impudent.
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#52. A reader is not supposed to be aware that someone's written the story. He's supposed to be completely immersed, submerged in the environment.
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#53. Since we are not permitted to act, we are obliged to know.
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#54. Living creatures, if nothing else, have the right to life. It is their only truly precious possession, and the stealing of life is a wicked theft
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#55. I never worked in an office in my life.
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#56. The Vine of Life grows a single melon. The color of the heart is unknown until the rind is split.
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#57. Human interactions, stimulated as they are by disequilibrium, never achieve balance. In even the most favorable transaction, one party whether he realizes it or not must always come out the worse.
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#58. I must cite an intrinsic condition of the universe. We set forth in any direction which seems convenient; each leads to the same place: the end of the universe.
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#59. But Roy Rockwood, it was science fiction for the sake of science fiction.
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#60. But I'm so slow on it because I find it terribly hard writing blind on computers. The computer speaks to me, but it's just so slow, I'm so terribly slow using it.
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#61. I give dignity second place to expedience.
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#62. Notice this rent in my garment; I am at a loss to explain its presence! I am even more puzzled by the existence of the universe.
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#63. I thought that automobiles were going to have mufflers and go fast and airplanes were going to fly fast.
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#64. But I've sure worked at jobs where I have been under inspection.
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#65. How to know, oh how to know! All is relative ease and facility in orthodoxy, yet how can it be denied that good is in itself undeniable? Absolutes are the most uncertain of all formulations, while the uncertainties are the most real ...
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#66. Somebody else's ignorance is bliss.
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#67. Cease the bickering! I am indulging the exotic whims of a beautiful princess and must not be distracted.
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#68. The life we've been leading couldn't last forever. It's a wonder it lasted as long as it did.
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#69. She seems somewhat morose and out of sorts. Do you beat her often?'
'I must admit that I do not.'
'There is the answer! Beat her well; beat her often! It will bring roses to her cheeks! There is nothing better to induce good cheer in a woman than a fine constitutional beating.
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#70. I understand the gist of your speculation,' said Rhialto. 'It is most likely nuncupatory.
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#71. Beauty compelled admiration and erotic yearning; such was its organic function. But never by itself could it command love.
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#72. I understand that in your youth you contrived a few outrages of your own."
"In my youth?" sputtered Navarth. "I have contrived outrages all my life!
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#73. What is an evil man? The man is evil who coerces obedience to his private ends, destroys beauty, produces pain, extinguishes life.
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#74. Well, I think everything I've ever read contributes to the background from which I write.
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#75. Extraordinary that those who command the perquisites of place are those most ready to ignore them! It is as if the blessings of Providence are specious, and notable only in their absence. Ah well, I refuse to speculate.
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#76. Good music always defeats bad luck.
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#77. I was a carpenter for a time and everybody watches what you do.
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#78. I worked for half a cent a word. I'm not a fast writer to begin with, so for the first few years I had do other things.
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#80. It is thus because it has always been thus. Is not this reason enough?
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#81. Count me not your friend but the enemy of your enemies.
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#82. You are young; you have hopes. One by one they will go, and nothing will be left but the bare fact of life.
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#83. I am a dull fellow ... my person reeks, my conversation consists of insipid platitudes.
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#84. The police mentality cannot regard a human being in terms other than as an item or object to be processed as expeditiously as possible.
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#85. I do not care to listen; obloquy injures my self-esteem and I am skeptical of praise.
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#86. Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.
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#87. I am Chun the Unavoidable. Tonight, O Lith, tonight it is two long bright threads for you.
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#88. While we are alive we should sit among colored lights and taste good wines, and discuss our adventures in far places; when we are dead, the opportunity is past.
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#89. Am I known as Cugel the Clever for nothing?
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#90. If there were no fools,' said Circumbright, 'either among us or among them, we could co-inhabit the earth.
there's the flaw in any compromise negotiation - the fact of fools, both among the Teleks and the common men.
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#91. Death is the heritage of life; a man's vitality is like air in a bladder. Poinct this bubble and away, away, away, flees life, like the color of fading dream.
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#92. Law cannot reach where enforcement will not follow. - Popular aphorism.
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#93. Someone who conceals his curiosity, is overwhelmed with information.
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#94. We prostrate ourselves before the fish-god Yob, who seems as efficacious as any.
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#95. I was an omnivore at reading, so that everything I ever read contributed.
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#96. I suspect that the word (art) was invented by second-rate intelligences to describe the incomprehensible activities of their betters.
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#97. I categorically declare first my absolute innocence, second my lack of criminal intent, and third my effusive apologies.
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#98. T'sain shrugged. "I have lived little, and I am not wise. Yet I know that everyone is entitled to life.
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#99. Until work has reached its previous stage nympharium privileges are denied to all.
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#100. An inch of foreknowledge is worth ten miles of after-thought.
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