Itemize Quotes

#1. Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.

Damien Fahey

#2. Jesse Jackson's in trouble. They're going after this tax thing. Jesse said he will amend his taxes to show the money that he paid to his mistress. See, he has just one mistress. Jesse uses the standard mistress deduction. As opposed to Clinton, who had to itemize.

Jay Leno

#3. I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it.

David Alan Basche

#4. Reality is something the human race doesn't handle very well.

Gore Vidal

#5. No more dancing with any male but me. No more time to learn who you are before you have to hold that personality against mine. No more freedom to explore your sensuality before I own it.

Nalini Singh

#6. Clark Kent, I suppose, had a little bit of Harold Lloyd in him.

Joe Shuster

#7. The difference between comfort and nurture is this: if you have a plant that is sick because you keep it in a dark closet, and you say soothing words to it, that is comfort.If you take out of the closet and put in the sun, give it something to drink, and then talk to it, that is nurture

Clarissa Pinkola Estes

#8. Yeah, I've always considered myself a musical person.

Charlie Day

#9. Too much fear will paralyze you, but too little fear will make you careless.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#10. I was never lost in the woods in my whole life, though once I was confused for three days.

Daniel Boone

#11. The only thing that he wanted to do was to lay here with the adorable demon, hog the pillow just to piss her off and pretend that the only job that he had was to keep his hand on her stomach and keep her safe.

R.L. Mathewson

#12. Narrative is the way to communicate ideas. Philosophy just tastes bad to most people unless you wrap it up in a good story.

Lily King

#13. It was stupid not to let MacArthur finish off those rice eaters. Push 'em back.

H. G. Bissinger

#14. Thought enables us to see Fate coming.

Mason Cooley