Irish Golf Quotes

#1. I am a proud product of Irish golf and the Golfing Union of Ireland and am hugely honoured to have come from very rich Irish sporting roots ... I am also a proud Ulsterman who grew up in Northern Ireland. That is my background and always will be.

Rory McIlroy

#2. What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?

Isak Dinesen

#3. One imagines one possesses and in reality one is possessed.

Andre Gide

#4. Accommodation of mental structures to reality implies the existence of assimilatory schemata apart from which any structure would be impossible.

Jean Piaget

#5. It takes courage to sit on a jury. How many of us want to decide the fate of another person's life or freedom? How many of us want to hold that kind of power in our hands?

Regina Brett

#6. The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

Lynn Lavner

#7. Between them, the baby still cries. It's like a game of steal the bacon, where no one wants to take the bacon.

Neal Shusterman

#8. Irish gardens beat all for horror. With 19 gardeners, Lord Talbot of Malahide has produced an affair exactly like a suburban golf course.

Nancy Mitford

#9. Thanks," she said, and went back to the coffee urn. Not exactly chummy. Suddenly grumpy Alvina

Jerry Spinelli

#10. If your opponent offers you a draw, try to work out why he thinks he's worse off

Nigel Short

#11. I passionately love liberty, legality, respect for rights, but not democracy. That is what I find in the depth of my soul.

Alexis De Tocqueville

#12. I feel like people with their camera phones and Twitter and Facebook, this kind of question like, 'How can I be present and also document my presence or document what I'm doing?' is something that's always on my mind, even when I'm not working as a filmmaker.

Marshall Curry

#13. Vernon Bogdanor's account The Monarchy and the Constitution is written as much in the shadow of Edmund Burke as it is of Walter Bagehot. He stresses the organic development of the British constitution, prefers evolution to revolution, and thinks stability is better than strife.

David Cannadine

#14. Jewish introspection and Jewish humor is a way of surviving ... if you're not handsome and you're not athletic and you're not rich, there's still one last hope with girls, which is being funny.

Mike Nichols

#15. To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway.

Eminem

#16. Gutenberg's invention of printing is the greatest event-the mother of revolution

Victor Hugo

#17. When we get together to rehearse, we could write music together all day long - GOOD music.

Anthony Kiedis