Irish Funeral Quotes

#1. An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral.

Mary Deasy

#2. I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care.

Tyra Banks

#3. Joy all creatures drink At nature's bosoms ...

Friedrich Schiller

#4. The higher the standard of education in a profession, the less marked will be the charlatanism.

William Osler

#5. The goal of a child's life is maturity - and the goal of a Christian's life is spiritual maturity.

Billy Graham

#6. Lebanese freedom of speech : You get to say whatever you like as long as the authorities approve of it ... Hilarious.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#7. I knew that these people were not idiots, so the only thing I could attribute their insane response to was a profound lack of courage and intellectual integrity.

Patrick Lencioni

#8. America is a nation of liars, and for that reason science fiction has a special claim to be our national literature, as the art form best adapted to telling the lies we like to hear and to pretend we believe.

Thomas M. Disch

#9. I put myself and all the members of Congress in the same boat of things that could have been done better.

John Breaux

#10. We have so much sex in our media that's disassociated from emotions. We have so much separation between feeling, and the emotional and the physical side of sex. They really do belong together.

Natalie Portman

#11. The Irish are often nervous about having the appropriate face for the occasion. They have to be happy at weddings, which is a strain, so they get depressed; they have to be sad at funerals, which is easy, so they get happy.

Peggy Noonan

#12. Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.

Joseph Stalin

#13. She hated funeral homes with their thick carpets and elegantly appointed decor. She would much prefer an all-out Irish wake where everyone drank too much Guinness and brawls broke out. That's how the dead should be honored- with life and all of it's warts.

Elizabeth Meyette

#14. The universe is always conspiring to help build a better you and to bring you to the roads of joy and happiness where you will truly enjoy your life. Question is are you doing all you need to do to help meet it?

Timothy Pina

#15. I think coexisting with another life form is a very rich experience. It's why people keep plants and animals.

Susan Orlean

#16. Banish Air from Air
Divide Light if you dare

Emily Dickinson

#17. Forbidden? Listen, I was a lawyer, and I know the law. I was also a Catholic, and I used to know whole sections of the Bible by heart. What do you mean by 'forbidden'?

Paulo Coelho