Intelligent Jokes And Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 17 Intelligent Jokes And Quotes

#1. You need not regret lost years if you have learned great things. - Author: Jack Cady
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#2. What I wanted to do and what I needed to do was something entirely different, and through reading Roussel I learned that I could do what I wanted all on my own and that I didn't have to rely on what had actually happened in my somewhat limited life and reading. - Author: Harry Mathews
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#3. I'm not afraid of hard work. I like it! It's the other bit - the not working - I find more problematic. If I'm not busy, I just get antsy. I've been this way since I was a child. Sitting still is like torture for me. - Author: Pixie Lott
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#4. I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation. - Author: Vir Das
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#5. To train a citizen is to train a critic. The whole point of education is that it should give a man abstract and eternal standards, by which he can judge material and fugitive conditions. - Author: G.K. Chesterton
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#6. When I walk into a room, you'd think I was one of those long, straight Tetris pieces because everyone's just like, Oh great, you're here! We've been waiting for you to show up. - Author: Bo Burnham
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#7. I'll always have my skate life, but I absolutely like the fun of making movies. - Author: Ryan Sheckler
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#8. I'm always trying to mentor young women. I speak on college campuses and I have events in my own studio where I open it up to women's groups to learn. I feel really strongly about it. - Author: Emily Lazar
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#9. Simplicity is not a matter of circumstance; it is a matter of focus. - Author: Ann Voskamp
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#10. What if it was enough to just stand here in the arms of someone who ared about her, to let his simple affection steady her for a little while? it felt so good just to be held. - Author: Lauren Kate
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#11. Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the F-word. I've told a few dirty jokes. I arm-wrestle. - Author: Helena Bonham Carter
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#12. Don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I - Author: John Green
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#13. Very clever but dumb at shoothing... dumb as a person but clever at shooting. That's LOGIC! - Author: Deyth Banger
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#14. The long days are no happier than the short ones. - Author: Philip James Bailey
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#15. ( ... ) the translator of prose is the slave of the author and the translator of poetry is his rival. - Author: Andrei Makine
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#16. On this day, take time to remember those who have fallen. But on every day after, do more; put the freedoms they died for to greater and nobler uses. - Author: Richelle E. Goodrich
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#17. I love to come to L.A. to visit, and then I like to come to rainy old London because it's home. - Author: Daisy Ridley
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