Intelligence Humour Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 26 Intelligence Humour Quotes

#1. My father lived life to the fullest, even though it was cut short at a young age in 1962. He was known for his intelligence, wit, wisdom, a wonderful sense of humour, a great personality, and a genuine goodwill towards all. - Author: Ajay Mehta
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#2. The qualities I am looking for in Miss Right are intelligence and humour. - Author: Brendan Coyle
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#3. An intelligent man will use a book to settle an argument. Preferably a hardback with a thick spine, flat across the bridge of the nose. - Author: Shatrujeet Nath
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#4. This is Kester Baleen and Ajex Cristo,' Jared introduced. 'One born without common sense and another with too much intelligence.'

'Yeah, and what about you Dernell?' Kester retorted back. 'Born with a dry sense of humour. - Author: Deepika Kumaaraguru
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#5. There is no patriotic art and no patriotic science. - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
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#6. Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than dim sheep. - Author: Leonie Swann
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#7. To die, it's easy. But you have to struggle for life. - Author: Art Spiegelman
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#8. I've always told the truth. I've often been wrong - but I've never knowingly lied. Not in public life. Because I don't see the need to. - Author: Ken Livingstone
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#9. Many times Christians state their love for the Lord and their willingness to die for Him. I will make no pretense of knowing the Lord's will in your life, but I do feel that in most cases the Lord is far more interested in our living for Him than He is in our dying for Him. - Author: Zig Ziglar
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#10. Elderly people and those in authority cannot always be relied upon to take enlightened and comprehending views of what they call the indiscretions of youth. - Author: Winston Churchill
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#11. Anyone looking at you would write you off as a brainless nincompoop with about as much intelligence as a dead rabbit. - Author: P.G. Wodehouse
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#12. You can be happy with money and you can be wretched with it. It depends on what kind of person you are.
A Prologue to Love - Author: Taylor Caldwell
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#13. You're never too old to go after the dreams God has put in your heart. And for the record, you're never too young either. Age is never a valid excuse. - Author: Mark Batterson
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#14. Henry Kissinger is possessed of a truly superior intelligence, in addition to which he has two qualities which, unfortunately, many great men lack: he is able to listen and he has a very subtle sense of humour. - Author: Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
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#15. Businesses that decide to be reality based and identify where they're vulnerable to climate impact, that start thinking about how to buffer against it, are going to be able to take advantage of shortages. When the water runs out, not everyone is in the same pickle. - Author: Paolo Bacigalupi
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#16. Geralt finished his mug of herb tea, grimacing dreadfully. He valued and liked the settled elves for their intelligence, calm reserve and sense of humour, but he couldn't understand or share their taste in food or drink. - Author: Andrzej Sapkowski
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#17. The Tausennigan Ob'enn warlords look like cuddly teddy-bears?"
"Yes, they do, and they'd cheerfully exterminate your entire race for making that observation!"
"I guess that explains their rich military history, then. - Author: Howard Tayler
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#18. I believe that knowing when to leave one's employer is a critical success factor in building a career, assuming that the logic behind one's decision makes some sense. - Author: Catherine Fredman
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#19. ...without intelligence, there can be no humour. - Author: Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
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#20. Sometimes something's got to happen before something is going to happen. - Author: Johan Cruyff
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#21. You have to erase years of distorted perceptions about yourself. - Author: Sharon Koenig
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#22. Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.
Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#23. Technically, you don't pay me.
And technically, most of what I do is "think."
I ... rrr. ummm.
And when you get right down to it, I'm better at it than you are.
-Ennesby & Captain Tagon - Author: Howard Tayler
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#24. I had the suit. All I needed was a name. - Author: Laura-Louise Slattery
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#25. In 50 years, did you ever have a vacation, you little, silly, half-pint, smidgin of a wife? - Author: John Steinbeck
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#26. It is not that I believe that there are too many idiots in this world, just that lightning isn't distributed right. - Author: Mark Twain
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