Installs Quotes

#1. I heard that if you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs Windows.

Various

#2. Paris will give bicyclists more rights when it installs 4,300 signs throughout the city, allowing them to barrel though red lights and turn right on red.

Elaine Sciolino

#3. In Europe they look upon jazz as art. In America it's a diversion. Somebody opens a restaurant and installs another band off to the side. People don't listen.

Chet Baker

#4. There is no time for ease and comfort. It is the time to dare and endure.

Winston S. Churchill

#5. Love never disappears," he said calmly. "It's impossible. If it disappears it was never love," he said.

Sister Souljah

#6. If I'm not feeling good, I load on jewelry. It gives me energy and makes me feel happy.

Kate Hudson

#7. he
opened me up
like a book
& poured the
poetry
back into
me.

-my personal pen and paper

Amanda Lovelace

#8. She drank in all their compliments and soon she was full of herself.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

#9. People love escapism and there should be a place for it.

Tom Hiddleston

#10. The human brain is estimated to have about a hundred billion nerve cells, two million miles of axons, and a million billion synapses, making it the most complex structure, natural or artificial, on earth.

Tim Green

#11. I did not intend to write a funny book, at first. I did not know I was a humorist. I have never been sure about it. In the middle ages, I should probably have gone about preaching and got myself burnt or hanged.

Jerome K. Jerome

#12. If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Katharine Hepburn

#13. Those that have so much power over others as to be able to oppress them have seldom so much over themselves as not to oppress.

Matthew Henry

#14. It's important to take criticism seriously - not personally.

Hillary Clinton

#15. A legalist is not someone who places divine law above all else. A legalist is someone who places human law above all else.

Rob Rienow