Inspiring Bathroom Quotes

#1. There are some things with alcohol you must never do. You must never drink alone, never drink on Sundays, never drink before seven o'clock and if you do, it has to be on a Saturday.

Per Petterson

#2. If internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, then you are brave enough to ask your crush out.

Will Daab

#3. Will this new play be good or bad? Nothing else matters. Nothing at all.

Terence Rattigan

#4. Be open-minded and available to everything and not just saying it's Jesus Christ or bust. So much of the world will do that. I find it troubling ... Don't be dogmatic.

Joe Carnahan

#5. For decades now, [Fuller] Torrey has been warning America what would happen if the dangerously mentally ill were deinstitutionalized, and it's all come true. Today, the only place we can put mental patients is on MSNBC.

Ann Coulter

#6. Earthly pleasures were never meant to satisfy.

C.S. Lewis

#7. My mind is turning into kind of a fine gelatinous ball of pepper

Thurston Moore

#8. Ludwig's enormous, awe-inspiring genius, his productivity, his prescient modernism were all contained in music. Beside that, the letters to the Immortal Beloved looked no more impressive to her than bathroom stall graffiti: L.V.B. luvs his I.B. Wishes she wuz here.

Magnus Flyte