Inmate Christmas Quotes

#1. Every event, or appearance, or accident, which seems to deviate from the ordinary course of nature has been rashly ascribed to the immediate action of the Deity.

Edward Gibbon

#2. It really is, to see that this kind of music is still so popular.

Wanda Jackson

#3. A poem doesn't come out and tell you what it has to say. It circles back on itself, eating its own tail and making you guess what it means.

Franny Billingsley

#4. You know, it's a tremendous responsibility to try to tell people how to get to heaven.6

David Frost

#5. No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

Don Rickles

#6. There are some songs that don't belong to The Animals that I refuse to give in to and not do. I enjoy singing other people's songs, you know. That's why they're written in the first place.

Eric Burdon

#7. Gayness is built into Batman. I'm not using gay in the pejorative sense, but Batman is very, very gay. There's just no denying it. Obviously as a fictional character he's intended to be heterosexual, but the basis of the whole concept is utterly gay.

Grant Morrison