Top 15 Infomercial Quotes
#1. Reality TV is a totally different animal than the infomercial world.
Kevin Harrington
#2. I've gotten emails from people who purchased items from an infomercial, only to find out that the shipping was more expensive than the item itself. The lesson: If you truly want to order something you see on TV, go online to the product's website and see if you can find out more information.
Jean Chatzky
#3. This isn't really a convention, This is really an infomercial. And every night we'll have a different infomercial and people view it with a certain level of cynicism.
Susan Estrich
#4. Rand Paul is officially running for president. He even revealed his campaign slogan, which is 'Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American dream.' It's hard to tell if he's running for president or doing an infomercial for Bowflex.
Jimmy Fallon
#5. The infomercial business has been good to me.
Billy Mays
#6. Big night of television tonight for Barack Obama. Earlier tonight, Barack Obama aired a half-hour infomercial to attract more voters. Yeah. Yeah, and apparently, if you watched the entire infomercial, Barack threw in a free set of Ginsu knives for you.
Conan O'Brien
#7. I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.
Tucker Carlson
#8. Who wasn't squatting in one of the handful of prefabricated subject positions proffered by capital or whatever you wanted to call it, lying every time she said "I"; who wasn't a bit player in a looped infomercial for the damaged life?
Ben Lerner
#9. When you're sick of the world, lock your door, grab your pillow, plug in your headphones and turn the music up.
Dreamer Girl
#10. Advertisements on YouTube are the new infomercials.
J.R. Rim
#12. He wasn't good enough for her. But by God, he meant to make her happy while he had her.
Anna Campbell
#13. A Good Education Removes the Barriers Between Rich and Poor
Orhan Pamuk
#14. I didn't have much to say to anybody but kept to myself and my books. With my eyes closed, I would touch a familiar book and draw it's fragrance deep inside me. This was enough to make me happy.
Haruki Murakami
#15. people don't generally believe themselves to be evil. Just strong. And they think that the world owes them something
Mary Elizabeth Summer
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