Incendiary Poo Quotes

#1. An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo!

Jim Butcher

#2. I am at the top of Toyota and drive cars myself. I was also born with this name.

Akio Toyoda

#3. Anyone who lives sees, but he who moves
sees more.

Clinton Bailey

#4. The spectrum of her emotions consisted only of calm and terror. She came back to us in full color.

Alexandra Bracken

#5. Relationships are negotiated and if you deal with ultimatums and authority all the time, then you're not going to get anywhere.

Phil McGraw

#6. Shorten my days thou canst with sullen sorrow,
And pluck nights from me, but not lend a morrow;
Thou canst help time to furrow me with age,
But stop no wrinkle in his pilgrimage.

William Shakespeare

#7. I am the slave of my baptism. Parents, you have caused my misfortune, and you have caused your own.

Arthur Rimbaud

#8. The problem with promises is that once you've made one, it's bound to be broken. It's like an
unspoken cosmic rule.

Bree Despain