In A Perfect World Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 17 In A Perfect World Funny Quotes

#1. I've got a bunch of books ... I rely on funny books and movies to cheer me up. Oh, but I must say, I do have the world's most perfect husband, so a cuddle from him always cheers me up. He's a good guy. - Author: Wendi McLendon-Covey
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#2. That little bird has chosen his shelter. Above it are the stars and the deep heaven of worlds. Yet he is rocking himself to sleep without caring for tomorrow's lodging, calmly clinging to his little twig, and leaving God to think for him. - Author: Martin Luther
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#3. Poetry fettered, fetters the human race. Nations are destroyed or flourish in proportion as their poetry, painting, and music are destroyed or flourish. - Author: William Blake
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#4. The lives of the poor are rich in symbols. - Author: Rohinton Mistry
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#5. The Eskimos have four hundred words for snow, and the Jewshave four hundred for schmuck. - Author: Jonathan Safran Foer
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#6. Okay, rule number one: if you do not understand something, you need to stop me and tell me you don't understand. If I ask if you've got it and you say you've got it but you don't really have it, then it's not my fault that you haven't got it. Got it? - Author: Jeff Erno
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#7. I adore a little summer shower, said I, with a deep, appreciative intake of the damp, salty air. It makes the world smell fresh and new. - Author: Syrie James
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#8. He said, You're so tiny, like a doll, you look like you might break. I wanted him to break me. Part of me did. - Author: Francesca Lia Block
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#9. I thought I would try to be gay for a while, but I'm just more sexually attracted to women. But I'm really glad that I found a few gay friends, because it totally saved me from becoming a monk or something. - Author: Kurt Cobain
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#10. The pimple is perfect. - Author: Buffy Andrews
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#11. Maybe the most sacred function of memory is just that: to render the distinction between past, present, and future ultimately meaningless; to enable us at some level of our being to inhabit that same eternity which it is said that God himself inhabits. - Author: Frederick Buechner
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#12. There's a real power in heels and a good dress. - Author: Talulah Riley
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#13. Use your powers for good instead of evil - Author: Nnedi Okorafor
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#14. To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#15. My heart is asleep. We - Author: Tarryn Fisher
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#16. - Do not do to another that which you would abhor being done to you; that is the law. All the rest is legal commentary. - Author: Paulo Coelho
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#17. Big things are accomplished when we master the little things. - Author: John Wooden
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