Top 8 Impromptu Humor Quotes

#1. Every moment offers a great opportunity to write.

Rob Bignell, Editor

#2. I'm married. And pregnant.

Edan Lepucki

#3. There are 3 ways of handling a situation. You can either become part of the problem, part of the solution or part of the pavement..

Cornelius Moore

#4. I like to make the odd impromptu visit. It keeps management on their toes, wives in their place. You know. He shrugs, his mouth set in an arrogant line.

E.L. James

#5. It's easy to make a bad situation worse, so try to do the hard thing instead.

Theron C. Barger

#6. They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country.

Ronald Reagan

#7. It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.

Mark Twain

#8. The US intervened in the Philippines to uplift and christianize the backward people, killing a couple of hundred thousand of them and destroying the place. The same thing happened in Haiti, the same thing happened with other countries.

Noam Chomsky

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